2013 NHL Playoff Thread: BITCH WE MIGHT BE

[Richybear]

For the love of god if we're going to insist on carrying it in, can we please come in on the opposite side where Chara is?

I always laugh at that, it could be like Chara/Krug out there and it's like "Hmmmm, I have a choice. Go to Chara's side, or try to get past a guy who is 4'3". Zdeno's due to let one of us through him, let's try Big Z's side again!"
It also sucks trying to tease Selamis when he knows I'm full of shit.

[KoalaTrap]

I demand at minimum triple OT tonight. But I would prefer a penta OT.

Agreed. Moar sweet delicious OT.

We more Doc verbage so he can sing his version of Get Lucky

[bluefan]

Agreed. Moar sweet delicious OT.

We more Doc verbage so he can sing his version of Get Lucky

Also just to literally feel the edge coming from the resident Hawks and Bruins fans.

SUSTENANCE FOR MY HOCKEY SOUL!

[Selamis]

I always laugh at that, it could be like Chara/Krug out there and it's like "Hmmmm, I have a choice. Go to Chara's side, or try to get past a guy who is 4'3". Zdeno's due to let one of us through him, let's try Big Z's side again!"
It also sucks trying to tease Selamis when he knows I'm full of shit.

[Vaspinne]

Or you could limit your drinking to taking a shot every time the Hawk's PP scores.
No, that's straight-edge.
Maybe take a shot when their PP takes a shot.
No, that won't work either.

Take a shot every time they try the dump and chase while on a PP?

[Callisto]

Take a shot every time they try the dump and chase while on a PP?

That's what they should be doing, they have an extra guy and are the faster team, just lob the fucking thing and skate your nuts off after it...at the very least that wouldn't lead to three SHG opportunities on the same PP like what they're doing now is

[Vaspinne]

That's what they should be doing, they have an extra guy and are the faster team, just lob the fucking thing and skate your nuts off after it...at the very least that wouldn't lead to three SHG opportunities on the same PP like what they're doing now is

I actually haven't had a chance to watch a full game of these finals yet. So I was guessing a little there, lol

[vagus]

The nba finals have been so much more interesting then NHL.

[bluefan]

The nba finals have been so much more interesting then NHL.

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[Vaspinne]

The nba finals have been so much more interesting then NHL.

...are you on crack? In 3 SCF games, we've had a triple overtime followed by another OT. In 6 NBA finals games, 5 of them have been 15+ point 1 sided wins. Only yesterdays game was entertaining as far as something competitive

[NynJa]

...are you on crack? In 3 SCF games, we've had a triple overtime followed by another OT. In 6 NBA finals games, 5 of them have been 15+ point 1 sided wins. Only yesterdays game was entertaining as far as something competitive

You're forgetting that for 3 years in a row his team was a heavy favorite to win, and only wound up with a losers riot.

[Vaspinne]

You're forgetting that for 3 years in a row his team was a heavy favorite to win, and only wound up with a losers riot.

Good point

[Callisto]

I actually haven't had a chance to watch a full game of these finals yet. So I was guessing a little there, lol

so far Hawks PPs are as follows:

1) Bergeron wins faceoff cleanly, puck is thrown down the ice

2) Hawks retrieve, start to skate back up, try a cross-ice pass in the neutral zone, it's deflected back into their zone, possibly also a breakaway for the B's forward

3) Hawks retrieve, skate into the zone along the outside, skate in deep then pass back up to the point. Puck is passed along the outside for 30 seconds until they eventually fumble it, it's thrown down the ice

4) Hawks retrieve, get clogged up in the neutral zone, puck thrown down the ice, possibly also a breakaway for the B's forward

5) Hawks retrieve, skate into the zone again, pass around the outside for another 30 seconds before attempting a shot either from the point directly into a shinpad or from a 180° angle into Rask's chest

6) PP ends

[Vaspinne]

If that's not a winning PP formula, then I don't know what is

[KoalaTrap]

Calli forgot to mention the arena plays the Benny Hill music the entire time.

[Richybear]

My Mom texted me during game one like "This Chicago powerplay brought to you by the Edmonton Oilers."

[Vaspinne]

Calli forgot to mention the arena plays the Benny Hill music the entire time.

Impromptu youtube search yielded this result

[bori]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

[Callisto]

Impromptu youtube search yielded this result

this is great

[Aksannyi]

this is great

It really is. Lol.