2013 NHL Playoff Thread: BITCH WE MIGHT BE

[Judai]

no clue how Krejci missed that lol

[bori]

Oh man, how did that miss...

[Judai]

shitty Bruins ice costs them a goal

[Reality]

hjallmarson playing like shit so far

[bori]

That ice...so bad

[Izzy]

ELEVATOR'D OUT OF THE ZONE!

Holy shit Doc needs to stick to normal verbs.

[Reality]

they're still on the same line, they were between changes before and Kane got hung out

Toews probably going to get double-shifted with Shaw out

yeah noticed that about 10 minutes later when they were both back out there

[isladar]

He said 'squibbed' three times before I muted it. I like Doc, I'm just having an aneurism atm.

[Mazmaz]

That reminds me. Was that x-ray of that leafs player that got face pucked real?

[Caiyuo]

To be fair, without TV footage and replays, it might've looked like he was trying to dive after a stick came near him but clearly didn't hit him.

I didn't see a stick hit him and thought it was bullshit for a second, and then I saw the puck in the replay.

That is a fair point. The press box dropped a note on the crowd's follow-up:

Mark Lazerus ‏@MarkLazerus 13m

Shaw booed when he gets up, too, helped to the bench. You stay classy, Boston. #Blackhawks #Bruins

[Ishido]

Doc owns, you all have no taste. Sounding like he is about to die of a heart attack at all times and using gibberish as verbs is hilarious.

[Cutriss]

LOL Milbury - Chicago is *allowing* Boston to play

[Izzy]

Mark Lazerus ‏@MarkLazerus 13m

Shaw booed when he gets up, too, helped to the bench. You stay classy, Boston. #Blackhawks #Bruins

This is why every Boston team should lose everything ever, and all of their fans should literally sodomize themselves with a rusty train track nail while locked in a closet with an ammonia and bleach mixture.

[Sepukku]

savard should've been boo'ed too.

[Cail]

This is why every Boston team should lose everything ever, and all of their fans should literally sodomize themselves with a rusty train track nail while locked in a closet with an ammonia and bleach mixture.

[Cutriss]

This is why every Boston team should lose everything ever, and all of their fans should literally sodomize themselves with a rusty train track nail while locked in a closet with an ammonia and bleach mixture.

You're sweet.

[isladar]

This is why every Boston team should lose everything ever, and all of their fans should literally sodomize themselves with a rusty train track nail while locked in a closet with an ammonia and bleach mixture.

Hey now, they're not Philly, c'mon.

[isladar]

I don't know how Shaw is sitting up, jesus christ.

[Obsidian]

That reminds me. Was that x-ray of that leafs player that got face pucked real?

Never saw the x-ray but yes, Fraser's forehead was fractured.

[Outlaw]

Did he have stitches? It looked like it.