2013 NHL Playoff Thread: BITCH WE MIGHT BE

[bori]

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE THE COSTUME?!

They wear it during a game, duh!

[bluefan]

I have something similar...but not exactly like that or that colour.

[isladar]

Simply amazing.

Yes.

[Brill Weave]

So I PM Isla and type in her name and what comes up you ask. Isladar immediately followed by Isladarisapussybitch. Remnants from Feiwong's last posting spree. I don't know why I found that as funny as I did. Probably because it was so unexpected.

[Bregor]

Feiwong

Never before has any one dared utter the words of that name here in the hackey thread!

[Brill Weave]

lol he lives in Chicago though....so it's relevant!

[KoalaTrap]

How did our awesome thread piss people off?
Canes 33 to 1! Yeahhh!! I hope we get some D during the offseason.

[isladar]

I don't know what Malört is but now I feel like I have to find out

edit, from wiki: "Jeppson's Malört, a distilled beverage, is a brand of bäsk brännvin produced by the Carl Jeppson Company of Chicago. Jeppson's Malört is the only brand of bäsk made in the United States and is named after Carl Jeppson, the Swedish immigrant who first popularized and sold the liquor in Chicago. Malört is the Swedish word for wormwood, which is the key ingredient in a bäsk brännvin."

So this shit is metal as fuck.

[Bregor]

Brill, I like that we're both feeling sassy today. We even got Tyche to come back to the sports threads!

[Callisto]

I don't know what Malört is but now I feel like I have to find out

no no no no no

[Abandon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeppson%27s_Mal%C3%B6rt

going to bed, don't hurt me, auntie

[KoalaTrap]

Drinking from the cup is the only thing that makes Hossa's murder eyes go away.

[bluefan]

Draft party this weekend, can't wait. Been awhile since I've been out for hockey stuff.

[Brill Weave]

Brill, I like that we're both feeling sassy today. We even got Tyche to come back to the sports threads!

I know, I was surprised to see Tyche pop up. But the NFL thread is near and dear to him. At least more so than any of the other sports threads.

[isladar]

no no no no no

I'm gonna ask Finny

[Bregor]

I knew visual evidence would be coming at some point, but still,

[isladar]

...wow.

[Judai]

I would feel bad Boston... but I don't.

[bluefan]

Oh Vancouver. You're going to have great times in the future.

[Callisto]

I'm gonna ask Finny

He'll tell you the same; Malort is the most vile-tasting booze in existence. Logan Square hipsters drink it just to show how cool they are, it seriously tastes like you let dirty gym socks stew in gin in a clear bottle left in the sun for 8 months.

THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE LOOK LIKE AFTER DRINKING MALORT



VERY HANDSOME BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING WELL ON THE INSIDE