2013 NHL Playoff Thread: BITCH WE MIGHT BE

[Ishido]

Fuck yesssss this opens up more shenanigans by Holmgren.

I. Can't. Wait.

[Brill Weave]

Briere and Bryz? lulz

Bryz is moderately surprising since they had been saying for weeks that he would not be bought out.

[Bregor]

TODAY IS BEST DAY

[bori]

They're on a roll, aren't they?

[Bregor]

Randy Miller ‏@RandyJMiller 1m

i just called Bryz. He answered phone and said, "Congratulations to you guys," then hung up on me

Oh God lol


EDIT:

Randy Miller ‏@RandyJMiller 2m

I phoned Bryz a second time to ask about #flyers buying him out. He said he doesn't want to talk and hung up on me again.

Okay now I feel bad


EDIT 2:

Randy Miller ‏@RandyJMiller 1m

By the way ... I heard Bryz had 4 blowouts last season with Lavy. And I heard players couldn't stand him.

Jesus

[Ishido]

Bryz gets 1.643 million a year for 14 years.

To do nothing except be a crazy Russian

e:

@DownGoesBrown: The Flyers really should have used a regular buyout on Briere and saved the second compliance buyout for whoever they go and sign next week.

Yesssss

[isladar]

Oh my god poor Bryz. Poor guy was hung out by the fucking Flyers on and off the ice, I hope he finds the right team.

[isladar]

wow lol, thought he was safe when they got rid of Briere, inb4 Luongo trade

also god I hope not, I like Luongo and I wouldn't wish Philly on anyone

[Ishido]

Bryz on the Flames seems like a very Feaster move.

It would also be an upgrade over the current tandem of Joey McDonald and Kari Ramo/Leland Irving

[Ishido]

I hope Luongo goes to the Islanders, Miller goes to the Flyers (for a hilarious return), Bryz goes to the Flames, Tim Thomas to the Coyotes (lol), and Mike Smith to Columbus after Bob gets his swimming pools full of money in Russia.

Although Luongo or Bryz owning in Columbus would be cool too.

[Callisto]

I really hope BOBROVSKY stays with the Jackets

[Bregor]

I really hope BOBROVSKY stays with the Jackets

Me too, although a Philly offer sheet would be especially hilarious!

[Ishido]

I do too, but it's a pretty good offer for him in Russia. I would love Luongo in Columbus too, all the awesome twitterness with none of the retarded Vancouver media.

[Thoronas]

God I love Holmgren. And lol at anyone that thought he wouldn't buy out Bryz after he traded Carter right before his no trade kicked in. Guy is a super douche.

[KoalaTrap]

You guys think Thomas will really end up as a starter somewhere? It'll be interesting to see.
I feel bad for Bryz and hope he goes somewhere more low key like he was in PHO and ANA so he could just play without media pressure.

[Callisto]

not unless they send someone into woods after him like Rambo

[Deader2818]

As of now, id say the top 3 teams in the West are CHI, STL and LA.

I don't think LA will finish in the top 3 though.

[Selamis]

You know after hearing of all the injury reports, especially Hossa in this case, I think back to Amonte's comments about him being soft for missing game 3 and I just can't help but think how even more foolish that statement is now. I love Amonte, was one of my favorite Hawks but that was just ridiculous to say lol. I did love how Hossa responded though by saying he didn't care what Amonte thinks haha.

[Bregor]

I don't think LA will finish in the top 3 though.

Shocking development!

[Caiyuo]

also:

playoff beard that's getting trimmed today:



it's not as big as it looks there, that's the angle, but it's still pretty damn full lol

okay late on this but holy shit, lol everything about this picture