Tatoo

[Blarg]

You seem like a mature and intelligent person who likes to live in the moment without regrets. You can easily go online and follow the instructions to do the tattoo yourself. Just an fyi, when you create letters you can't use a mirror or else it will come out backwards. It has to read left to right from your own eyes or else you will make a mistake but I doubt someone like you didn't already know that. After about an hour your skin will have completely healed and then you can go to the beach.

[myreality]

You seem like a mature and intelligent person who likes to live in the moment without regrets. You can easily go online and follow the instructions to do the tattoo yourself. Just an fyi, when you create letters you can't use a mirror or else it will come out backwards. It has to read left to right from your own eyes or else you will make a mistake but I doubt someone like you didn't already know that. After about an hour your skin will have completely healed and then you can go to the beach.

You forgot to mention that drinking half a bottle of whiskey will help with the pain and lemon juice can be used as an antiseptic.

[Xantavia]

Also, explain the muscle growth thing if you dont mind. I still lift, run and work out now and actually had 2 shoulder tats as I entered my Freshman year at USC. I bring that up because I went there on a track scholarship and as youd expect from a collegiate sports program, we had a crazy weight and conditioning program and I never had ANY issues with "muscle growth" and nor did any of my teammates as far as I knew.

Not sure what you meant by that.

I'm thinking he is worried that it will stretch/deform if he starts getting in shape.

[Obev]

This is a brilliant idea. You should totally get an idiom in a language that you neither speak nor read permanently inked onto your flesh. There's absolutely nothing that could go wrong. After all, both you and the tattoo artist have near-native fluency in Chinese and Japanese, so you're definitely not going to make schoolboy errors in grammar or make a complete hash of the calligraphy. Right?

[djzombie]

You should just get a tattoo of a water bottle and be done with it.

[Dimmauk]

Moose getting sprayed with a water bottle with this written above.
アイム・ゲイ・フォー・ブグ

[Qalbert]

also if it hurts after you get it done just pee on it, it's like jellyfish

[Xno Kappa]

Don't let these assholes talk you down. There's nothing wrong with Chinese/Japanese symbols as tats. Get 同性恋者 across your chest, means "I fear no man."

[Aylee]

Don't let these assholes talk you down. There's nothing wrong with Chinese/Japanese symbols as tats. Get 同性恋者 across your chest, means "I fear no man."

My translation must be way off lol

[Ksandra]

My translation must be way off lol

google translate is wrong.

[vagus]

Op : were you planning to use google translate to figure out a tattoo translation? Do you even have any Asian language reading friends who can help?

武士道 there you go man. Get 'bushido' across your wrist.

Dear god, this has to be a troll thread.

[Skai]

Don't let these assholes talk you down. There's nothing wrong with Chinese/Japanese symbols as tats. Get 同性恋者 across your chest, means "I fear no man."

Bro that is deep man. Op should totally get that.

[Odin'sLaw]

Don't let these assholes talk you down. There's nothing wrong with Chinese/Japanese symbols as tats. Get 同性恋者 across your chest, means "I fear no man."

with the Canadian flag around it as well? i mean they need to aim somewhere right?

[Silenka]

強姦犯 is good too, "strength of a stallion"

[Ratatapa]

tatoo sucks

[mightyg]

Don't get a tattoo. It's gonna end up being a pain in the ass at some point as far as employment. Got 3 guys working with me as shuttle drivers that cover them with medical tape because we need to "look professional". It's obviously not very meaningful to you. If you're gonna plaster something on your body it should at least mean something to you directly, or as an overall statement of who you are. Basically if you want to look cool, buy some trendy clothes. 90% of tattoos I've seen are stupid and not even creative.

[Skai]

我的小弟很短, "I am above all."

[Cassalot]

It's true-- in the professional world tattoos are highly frowned upon. BUT my tattoos have never held me back as far as work goes, and I have a full sleeve. I wear long sleeves at every job and every interview. Half the time employers don't even know I have tattoos until a few months into the job, and it's never an issue.

[Moss]

If you have a tattoo, you can NEVER go to the hot springs in Japan

[tyven]

its cool bros, you think samurais went to the hot springs?