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    Happy Mother's Day!

    I know some of you are pretty much motherless on the internet, but still. Have a good one.

    Also, please don't be a dick to your waiter/waitress if you eat at a restaurant today.

    We'd rather be with our family than having to serve yours, so being a dick does not help at all.

    anyway yeah, congrats to all the mothers~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modoru View Post
    Also, please don't be a dick to your waiter/waitress if you eat at a restaurant today.

    We'd rather be with our family than having to serve yours, so being a dick does not help at all.
    What if your mothers likes to see waiters squirm in agony? Would you have us deny our mothers such joy on such a day you heartless bastard?

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    Yes. Yes I would. She can do that to you. :3

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    Happy Mamas Day

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    Happy Mother's Day!

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    The best way to show your mom some love is preform a hit like "Dear Mama" or B2M's "A song for Mama" - depending on how gangsta yo mama is :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modoru View Post
    motherless on the internet
    I c what you did there...

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    Thanks to all who have wished well to mothers and Happy Mothers Day to all who are mothers.

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    i, for one, support mothers. particularly single ones

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    i pay no money for children. i strap up

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    Happy Momma's day (belated) to all the hot MILFs out there :>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    It was a joke. Because you are black.
    you're almost as dumb as you are fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by shidobu View Post
    I c what you did there...
    I've made no such reference :3

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