ALIENS EXIST!!!

[Kerberoz]

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[Ashmada]

Won't see Tywin the same way anymore. Curse you, Kerb.

[Rhyis.]

[BerenTebogo]

Just gonna throw this out there, not to completely fly in the face of what miz was saying, but this is my take on it:

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

We have no idea who this guy is, whether he's off his meds, is telling the truth, or just REALLY loved Stargate SG-1.

Skepticism is a good thing, keeps you from . I don't believe a word of this as it's presented. Not only do I agree with miz on the aliens don't travel 200 LY to rape goats, but the actual physics of interstellar travel - to the best of our current knowledge - combined with everything we know about biology that can LIVE, BREATHE, AND GO TO WORK DAILY on planet Earth do not support a plausible scenario anywhere near what is being claimed.

The idea that a handful of extraterrestrials, capable of overcoming the physical and biological impediments to interstellar travel within a single lifetime, come here and are teaching us sped-class levels of "How to clean the Earth 101"? No, honestly, just no.

It's the type of scenario you could imagine by envisioning what it would be like to travel back to the year 1000B.C. and to teach them how to plant and harvest wheat without accidentally teaching them any of your super-intelligent future secrets.

Also you'd have to live in 1000B.C. Fuck that.

[Abandon]

my mother fucking nigga. SATH/MIZ 2016

[Amiricle]

Yea, it seems like this guy is mixing facts with fantasy. He hasn't been in office for a long time and even so as a Canadian defence minister he has no real way of knowing wtf the US black ops he's describing really are beyond conjecture.

[Mizango]

Master FTL travel >> Kill Pigs to study the anus. What so hard to understand about that, guys?

[Abandon]

I'm serious. You and Sath run, and I will vote.

[Abandon]

Not only will I vote, I'll even shoot a commercial. Shit is going to be baller. There will be bojangles, baby powder on the nuts, and the wise stroking of beards on a mountain, all before unleashing the combined math and science fury of you two nerds

[brozy]

Noooo that not why their here, i just had a grand revelation (that must of came from them!) that they are really here to steal all our bacon! which if indeed is true then no wonder 'merica! was gonna start a intergalactic war!!

[Abandon]

*they're

also, what the fuck did i just read

[brozy]

Meh i dunno i've slept for like the past day and seeing the

Master FTL travel >> Kill Pigs to study the anus

bit made me think of bacon and thus the complete brain fart that is that post...sorry ...also can't believe i fucked up with their and they're, such a rookie mistake.

[BerenTebogo]

I'm serious. You and Sath run, and I will vote.

Probably have a better chance at this than I do at getting a 900+ on the Physics GRE in October.

Guys, how do I even forces?

[BaneTheBrawler]

ask canada, i hear they have friends who are good at math

[AoE]

Noooo that not why their here, i just had a grand revelation (that must of came from them!) that they are really here to steal all our bacon! which if indeed is true then no wonder 'merica! was gonna start a intergalactic war!!

GOOD!

[Brill Weave]

Probably have a better chance at this than I do at getting a 900+ on the Physics GRE in October.

Guys, how do I even forces?

You try not remain neutral so you don't go too far into the light side or fall to the dark side.

[Rocl]

You try not remain neutral so you don't go too far into the light side or fall to the dark side.

that is just awful.
turn in your joke card

[kuronosan]

Don't forget the rules for draw and stud poker.

[Brill Weave]

so hurtful.

[Callisto]

I think it's a moose



could be a deer doe