2013 NHL Off-Season Thread: Bluefan's Own Personal Crying Game!

[bluefan]

wow, nice.
Maybe the Bombers can pay him for some offense too.

Hahaha, no kidding.

Bombers are were terrible last year, but this year is a whole different level. Almost feel physically ill watching them.

[Brill Weave]

Oh my God. My refrigerator smells like urine. My buffalo chicken pizza is ruined.

[Brill Weave]

Good to hear, not sure I'd be as composed as y'all are managing.

We don't really have much of a choice tbh. The nursery was finished tonight. She's 8 months along. In all seriousness if she had to go early this is kind of the best worst case scenario. She's very calm about it as am I. Like I said before the only thing that's stressing me out is the fact that the game room isn't finished. But after tomorrow I'll have all the drywall up on all the walls. And that's fucking HUGE. All that's left after that is the ceiling and floor in terms of labor intensive projects. The mudding and painting isn't going to take a real long time after that.

[Mazmaz]

Why does it need to be refrigerated lol. I think where urine is collected inside humans is warmer than a refrigerator.

[Brill Weave]

Why does it need to be refrigerated lol. I think where urine is collected inside humans is warmer than a refrigerator.

I'm assuming to keep it fresh? I really don't know. They have to check to see if there are any proteins in it and I guess if it's room temperature or warmer they don't show up? Either way my refrigerator reeks and I am not pleased.

[Richybear]

Yeah, sometimes if they want more than 1 sample, they'll ask for a fresh one where you go into the bathroom, leave the cup in the slot thingy, and 1 or more samples between then and the next day stored in a fridge and brought in later.

Hope it all goes well for ya, Brill

[NynJa]

I'm assuming to keep it fresh? I really don't know. They have to check to see if there are any proteins in it and I guess if it's room temperature or warmer they don't show up? Either way my refrigerator reeks and I am not pleased.

Go buy a couple boxes of baking soda...that should help

[Ishido]

In non-urine news (as much as I sympathize with you Brill), the Leafs cannot meet Franson's salary demands without putting themselves in a shitty situation, and their defense is poop even with him, and becomes even fouler smelling poop if they manage to retain him.

Dave Nonis has somehow undone all of the "good work" Burke did while he was there. Sign Tyler Bozak and David Clarkson and then forget you still have to sign players who are better than them.

edit: stats time!

Cody Franson had more points, and more assists on Phil Kessel goals than Tyler Bozak in less minutes played

Holy shit Bozak is bad, holy shit what is Nonis doing

[Ishido]

Watch this, it is worth the doublepost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-i9xgz2DzE

e: and more Russian news with a special something for Bregor and Judai!

@IgorEronko
Evgeni Kuznetsov told Sovsport.ru he takes Kovalchuk as an example: 'I think i'll return to Russia from NHL when i'm 30'

[Bregor]

e: and more Russian news with a special something for Bregor and Judai!

I'll take 8-9 years of Kuzya, thank you very much.

[Mazmaz]

Watch this, it is worth the doublepost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-i9xgz2DzE

Did they arrest him?

[Aksannyi]

Lol thread title.

[Brill Weave]

Good lord lol. I got an Ovechkin jersey today for 5 bucks at a yard sale. eBay time!

[Bregor]

Good lord lol. I got an Ovechkin jersey today for 5 bucks at a yard sale. eBay time!

I think the hockey gods are trying to tell you something.

[Brill Weave]

Sadly no really great deals today. Got a fat PS2 and 10 games for 20 bones. Some dumbbells and 12 weights for them for 5 which looking back actually is a pretty great deal.

[Aragon of Odin]

In non-urine news (as much as I sympathize with you Brill), the Leafs cannot meet Franson's salary demands without putting themselves in a shitty situation, and their defense is poop even with him, and becomes even fouler smelling poop if they manage to retain him.

Dave Nonis has somehow undone all of the "good work" Burke did while he was there. Sign Tyler Bozak and David Clarkson and then forget you still have to sign players who are better than them.

edit: stats time!


Holy shit Bozak is bad, holy shit what is Nonis doing

Not convinced Nonis has "undone" all Burkes "good work". Grabo contract was ridiculous, Komisarek contract was ludacris as well. Both Bozak and Clarkson would have gotten what they got or more going to another team. If we had of lost Bozak to free agency we would have been fucked, we had to keep him, sure maybe he's not worth the money he got but there was no one else, and Nonis is trying to keep Kessel happy as well.

Clarkson is a great fit for the style that Carlyle coaches, and will do great on our team. Sure the cap hit sucks, but given that next year the cap should take a good jump, his cap hit will be fine for the coming years after this year. Sure he's only scored 30 goals once, but thats playing for NJ, who aren't exactly known for their high scoring play, so cracking 30 goals playing for the Devils isn't something to be down about, I mean Elias has only done it 4 times in his entire time there. Their style of play doesn't exatcly bring out the goals in your goal scorers.

I hate that he brought in Bernier though, unless he plans on moving Reimer, it just doesn't make sense and I haven't been able to rack my brain around that move yet, which is why I hope he still has something planned. I was fine with Reimer being our #1, and I thinking briging in Bernier is only gonna cause frustration amongst them both unless one of them gets moved.

Also, there's room to be made so we can keep Franson/Kadri, not a lot of room and it might be tight, but there's a couple of ways it can be done. If you can't move Liles, simply put him of waivers.

[Deader2818]

Bernier wanted out of LA because He didn't want to be a back up. So he goes to Toronto where...he might still be a back up?

Its pretty weird but im glad with what LA got in return. ive hard some positive things about Frattin.

[Ratatapa]

Bernier wanted out of LA because He didn't want to be a back up. So he goes to Toronto where...he might still be a back up?

Its pretty weird but im glad with what LA got in return. ive hard some positive things about Frattin.

Difference between LA and Toronto is that in LA there is no doubt that Quick is first

Reimer in Toronto had a good season but Nonis just proved he isisn'T 100% comfortable iwth Reimer

[bluefan]

Neighbors complain about me enjoying a pit fire in backyard. No smoke after a couple feet, everything is adhering to the open fire laws in the city. He opens with calling me a retard and saying its illegal to start one. I say nothing and just give him the city open fire brochure. He still threatens to call fire department, which I reply go ahead. He ends up paying the fine for calling them lol. Oh, and I also told them the next time I hear their dog constantly bark for over an hour, I'd call animal control on them

Fuck old, bitter couples who don't have children.

[NynJa]

Random fail thread is that way ->