A Very Important Deodorant Poll.

[SephYuyX]

Spured by a random Friday work lunch topic.

[Slapper]

Goddamn it must suck to be fat.

[SephYuyX]

I mean, if youre farting all day, or have some really bad diarrhea, wouldnt you spray your ass?
I dont want to smell your shit every time you walk past my office.

[SephYuyX]

Hell, maybe take one of those urinal cakes and stick it up in there.

[Pirian]

You're not wiping properly if your ass smells like shit. Well that, or you got some anal leakage going on

[SephYuyX]

You're not wiping properly if your ass smells like shit. Well that, or you got some anal leakage going on

Perhaps an investment in anal tampons..

[Pirian]

Perhaps an investment in anal tampons..

gdi, obligatory:

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[Outlaw]

lol

Umm.. anyway.. you probably shouldn't though cause it mite irritate. Idk

[SephYuyX]

While were at it, how about a good swipe underneath the sphere sack.

[Galkaeater]

[BaneTheBrawler]

have some really bad diarrhea

as it happens, i know a thing or two about this!

TMI warning. not detailed but some of you guys are pussies

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as pirian said, if your ass smells like shit, you're not cleaning up well enough. however... much like kleenex and and a runny nose, toilet paper and a runny butt make for some very irritated skin. So I use this.
http://www.calmoseptineointment.com/images/art.jpg

it's not scented, but it does have its own distinct scent (not bad), and leaves a white residue that stains clothing over long periods of exposure, but that's a small price to pay for the immense relief it gives. and while deodorant might help with sweat down there, i can't imagine it being very pleasant. salt in the wound, etc.

[Byrd]

While were at it, how about a good swipe underneath the sphere sack.

That I've done a few times if I know I'm going to be doing some gross and sweaty, particularly if I know there's good chance someone's going to have their head in that general vicinity later.

Ass crack? No.

[Churchill]

what the fuck is this

[SephYuyX]

What about when youre going out for a night on the town and you want to spice up your ass with a couple shots of cologne?
We need some input from the non straight men.

[Mizango]

what the fuck is this

^

lol

[SephYuyX]

I MEAN WHY IS IT OK TO WIPE A PIT BUT NOT A CHEEK!?

DAMN IT MIZ THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!!

[BadKarma]

Ah, the old swamp ass.

As someone whos been working outside, I can confirm babypower on the ballsack is a godsend

[bechyni]

[Byrd]

[Viq]

Ah, the old swamp ass.

As someone whos been working outside, I can confirm babypower on the ballsack is a godsend

Gotta go for the Goldbond cocktail

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One part Goldbond

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two parts Goldbond