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  1. #21
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    lol

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    I like how they are trying to dig them for not evacuating the plane for like a minute after having their entire bodies bounced around the cockpit. It's like punching someone in the face and then telling them to take a sobriety test. Hell judging from all the fucking fire from that crash, I'd say not opening the doors immediately was probably the correct call.

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    they wouldn't have had to delay if the windows opened!

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...truck/2512493/

    One of the chinese girls was run over by a truck. Apparently she was covered in the foam that they sprayed everywhere during their flaming-plane induced rave party.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I'm going to Hell.

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    Fucking lol.

    I feel especially bad laughing after seeing a picture of the girl who died. >(

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    lol someone sent me those videos and I had to google it myself because I was like "those names don't sound Korean in the slightest" lol maybe it woulda worked/fooled if they were Chinese


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    "These names were not accurate DESPITE an NTSB official CONFIRMING them...."

    Spoiler: show


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    Holy shit they should fire the entire news station lol. Truly an epic troll though, one for the history books. Like up there with the over 9000 child molesters Oprah troll. Perfect example of how shit the news is on TV.

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    There's a special place in heaven for the intern that did that.

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    http://www.ntsb.gov/news/2013/130712.html

    In case people didn't see the release, lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Official National Transportation Safety Boad Press Release
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    NTSB statement on erroneous confirmation of crew names
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    The National Transportation Safety Board apologizes for inaccurate and offensive names that were mistakenly confirmed as those of the pilots of Asiana flight 214, which crashed at San Francisco International Airport on July 6.

    Earlier today, in response to an inquiry from a media outlet, a summer intern acted outside the scope of his authority when he erroneously confirmed the names of the flight crew on the aircraft.

    The NTSB does not release or confirm the names of crewmembers or people involved in transportation accidents to the media. We work hard to ensure that only appropriate factual information regarding an investigation is released and deeply regret today's incident.

    Appropriate actions will be taken to ensure that such a serious error is not repeated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    There's a special place in heaven for the intern that did that.
    pretty much this

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    Epic troll moment. The news director needs to get fired. Lol.

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    Asiana is now suing the station for the report.

    What the fuck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ringthree View Post
    Asiana is now suing the station for the report.

    What the fuck...
    Wow! Gotta make bank for the upcoming civil lawsuits. Lolz

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    God, I finally watched the news report and after reading them in order instead of getting stuck on Ho Lee Fuk... Jesus the laughter we just had in the office.

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    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...airlines-crash

    If it hasnt been linked. Colbert gets the names right.

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    haha that was great.

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    Ho Lee Fuk that was funny.

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