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    Going to Vegas this week. Give me some tips and shit.

    Title says it all, but I'll elaborate. Going to Vegas for EVO this week and I have two days outside of tournament time to do whatever I want. I'll probably do touristy shit like see the neon sign boneyard guaranteed but I'm up for anything.

    Food digs would be great. I'm up for whatever. Sushi, Wings, Steak, Italian, Mexican.. don't care as long as it's worth whatever price it is.

    Cheap booze would be a great thing to tip me on as well. I heard go to small casinos and they keep your glasses full, but no names were told to me. I plan on keeping a flask on me to buff up the strength of whatever I'm drinking anyway.

    Bonus points: awesome, cheap, and saturated in booze.

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    In and Out burger. Ask for a "10 x 10, animal style"

    Sushi? In the Luxor there is a sushi bar that is FUCKING BOSS. I dropped nearly $100 there once and it was worth it. I go every time I'm in vegas and looking forward to it again in August.

    Enjoy


    If your flying solo, find a cheap slot machine (like pennies or quarter slots) and dump like $20 in it. Sit there and see if you get an awesome cocktail waitress to bring you drinks. Tip her big the first time to keep her coming then just keep giving her another $1 for ever other drink. Sometimes it takes a few trys to find a place where an awesome waitress is nearby.

    If you have friends, roulette tables are the best. You can play super conservatively and ride your money for hours and get free booze with the same tip idea.

    My favorite places to gamble are Venetian and surrounding casinos.

    2nd day? Get away from the strip. There is a ton of stuff outside of the strip to do, especially if you want to go as far as hitting some of the incredible parks up in the hills.

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    The fuck? You're going for EVO. Money matches. All day err day

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    Go to a brothel and lose your virginity.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekki View Post
    In and Out burger. Ask for a "10 x 10, animal style"
    Sadly, the largest they do now is a 4x4, but yes if you haven't gotten one, get it.


    my advice: don't get the herp

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    Dole I would recommend you stop being poor people

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    spearmint rhino

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Go to a brothel and lose your virginity.
    welp

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    Go to Fremont Street; it's about a $20-25 cab ride from the strip. The casinos have lower table limits, you can find nickel slots, the booze is cheaper, as is the food. Heck, the hotel rooms on Fremont Street are cheaper as well. Plus, the Fremont Street Experience (every hour on the hour from 8pm to midnight) is the second best free show in Vegas.

    The best free show is the Bellagio Fountains. Every 15 minutes from 7pm to midnight, and a little less often during the day, but you should go at night.

    If you want cheap booze, go to a liquor store a long way away from the strip and stock up, bring it back to the hotel room. That's the only way to get actual cheap booze.

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    There may, in fact, be sex in the champagne room. It's ok to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    spearmint rhino
    little darlings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    spearmint rhino
    YEAH!

    This place has dancers everywhere, they'll even stalk you when you go to the bathroom. $20 for 3 song dance. Sit at a pennie slot and a waitrace will hit you up, tip them well and the drinks will be flowing. If a hot russian girl starts talking to you, and you're inclinded to drop $200. Lol. Hit up her room. Food wise, any of the casino buffets are good, I suggest only hitting up 1 as there is a lot of food. Take the tram / taxi when you want to return to your hotel. Lots of walking and tram is free and taxi is cheap.

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    Yoyo I am heading up to Vegas too for EVO and I'll be staying at the Paris, I've been to EVO past two years and every EVO is far better than the last. The shuttle to Paris drops you off down the block so I'll be taking the Taxi to drop me off since it's 15min from the hotel

    Booze wise I got a buddy thats bringing the bottles and we're gonna take shots any time we leave the room for something haha. Other than that sitting down at the penny slots and the waitress feed you drinks all night.

    Not sure what days you have free but Insert Coins is going to have a EVO pre party my group got a couple VIP couches and free beer till 2 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    Dole I would recommend you stop being poor people
    I'm about a year and a half from graduating, so that will be soon.

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    I can confirm Spearamint Rhino is awesome, but it doesnt fit your criteria of being cheap, lol. $20 for a 3 song dance isnt too bad though

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