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  1. #221
    Un-Rad Conrad
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    gf was late and panicking about it but then the communists came to the funhouse last night so now I have that problem instead of the former one

  2. #222
    Un-Rad Conrad
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    I am more amiable towards the latter problem though

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    accurate

  5. #225
    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    my dick head is all fucked up. hurts like hell. omg
    lol

  6. #226
    The Anti Miz
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    It hurts so bad. Something gnarly is going on

  7. #227
    The Anti Miz
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    and i have to go to montreal tomorrow for a bachelor party. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GO TO A BACHELOR PARTY WITH A RETARDEDLY FUCKED UP DICK HEAD

  8. #228
    The Anti Miz
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    my problems pummel all of your problems

  9. #229
    The Anti Miz
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    even brill unless his wife died. if his wife is dead he wins but only just barely.

  10. #230
    preachy and pretentious
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    Don't worry, nobody up there is expecting you to show up.

  11. #231
    The Anti Miz
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    no this is the crowd i try to stand up but never do. I really should switch things up. I'm also tempted to post a pic of how my scrotum is separating from my body.

  12. #232
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    yes, the problem has moved one from the dick head. or maybe this is an entirely separate problem. i should probably go to the hospital.

  13. #233
    The Anti Miz
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    CVS brand lotrumin instead

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    okay guy I guess
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    did you stick your dick in a woodchipper

  15. #235
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    tyven's dick became allergic to his wifey's vagina

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    Women :/

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    I've heard of a hungry pussy before, but that shit's crazy.

  18. #238
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    its just going to be me and a tube of lotrimin hanging out with montreal for 3 days

  19. #239
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    my problems pummel all of your problems
    come on now

  20. #240
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    come on now
    https://vine.co/v/hhawW6K9AIa

    W/e bro

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