gf was late and panicking about it but then the communists came to the funhouse last night so now I have that problem instead of the former one
gf was late and panicking about it but then the communists came to the funhouse last night so now I have that problem instead of the former one
I am more amiable towards the latter problem though
It hurts so bad. Something gnarly is going on
and i have to go to montreal tomorrow for a bachelor party. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GO TO A BACHELOR PARTY WITH A RETARDEDLY FUCKED UP DICK HEAD
my problems pummel all of your problems
even brill unless his wife died. if his wife is dead he wins but only just barely.
Don't worry, nobody up there is expecting you to show up.
no this is the crowd i try to stand up but never do. I really should switch things up. I'm also tempted to post a pic of how my scrotum is separating from my body.
yes, the problem has moved one from the dick head. or maybe this is an entirely separate problem. i should probably go to the hospital.
CVS brand lotrumin instead
did you stick your dick in a woodchipper
tyven's dick became allergic to his wifey's vagina
I've heard of a hungry pussy before, but that shit's crazy.
its just going to be me and a tube of lotrimin hanging out with montreal for 3 days![]()
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W/e bro