omni trying to beat out senoska
omni trying to beat out senoska
insomnia
7 days until baby arrives. Last week that I can crush out some shit in the game room. Any of you faggots want to come to Pittsburgh to help me?
Crush my dick, faggot.
That might be a problem...
seemed to work ok for tyven
LOL
HAH!
IT HAS NOT WORKED OUT I AM STILL SICK FROM THE DICK
Did your dick size temporarily reach black status from the swelling?
99 problems but my dick ain't one.
Actually scratch that. It's a pretty big problem when it touches the toilet water.
My best Qalbert puns attempt is a failure. I can't be self deprecating.
Dick touch the whwta
i got 99 problems and they're all kilograms
Damn son, that's like over 200 pounds!