still da best
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I stepped in piss this morning. I know because the smell was what prompted me to look around. My shoe laces were untied.
lol that sucks
id buy new shoe laces asap
i'm ocd tho
maybe you can handle it
how you gonna remove the shoe laces? obviously you gotta cut off the strings and remove internally. woof
piss hands
I cannot be assed to care enough. My shoes are in the trash and I'm catching a cab home from work.
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problem: game of thrones, fucking needs to pick up i'm tryin to watch
As tyven said, removing the shoe laces, cleaning all that shit, worrying about getting latex gloves and that nonsense, that's just too much work. Them shits needed to see a cobbler too. Fuck it. Looking at this http://www.zappos.com/product/814579...fcTest=fcl%3A0 and http://www.zappos.com/product/822090...fcTest=fcl%3A0
Know what? Fuck it. I'm not buying new shoes. I'll just wear my other pair of dress shoes the fuck out.
or just clean the shoes, replace the laces for 5 bux, and wash your hands. seems like an expensive day for you this way