Problems.

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:00

Not dealing with another human's piss. End of story.

**Conrad** · 2013-09-12 13:05

seems strange that you've eaten maggot-infested food but won't touch some dried pee-pee. your choice I guess, can't fault you for it

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:06

Originally Posted by Skirkle

maggot-infested food

What?

**quannum** · 2013-09-12 13:13

I never tie my shoes, i have the laces knotted so that they don't move though. tuck your laces into your shoes

**Conrad** · 2013-09-12 13:13

didn't you have a story once where you found maggots in your food at school and everyone got pissed off about it so you went to the headmaster with the maggot and he ate it and then no one complained about the food anymore

**tyven** · 2013-09-12 13:18

get the steve madden boots

**tyven** · 2013-09-12 13:19

im bouta cop em

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:23

Originally Posted by Skirkle

didn't you have a story once where you found maggots in your food at school and everyone got pissed off about it so you went to the headmaster with the maggot and he ate it and then no one complained about the food anymore

No, we found one millipede cooked in the the stew at my table, which came from the giant pot used to make all the stew for the students that day. We took the plate up to the headmaster complaining, he picked it out and ate it. At which point everyone shut up. Maggots would be an entirely different tier.

**Conrad** · 2013-09-12 13:35

oh I had the bug wrong, my mistake

**Conrad** · 2013-09-12 13:37

I'd still rather clean dried piss off my shoes than eat millipede stew, but that's just me

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:50

I mean if I could toss my suede shoes into bleach or boiling water hot water and have them turn out okay, I would. That's not the case though.

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:53

Happenstance bugs vs unsanitary bugs. Go.

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:55

**Conrad** · 2013-09-12 13:56

botfly stew

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 13:58

Originally Posted by Skirkle

botfly stew

My skin is crawling now. Thanks.

**Conrad** · 2013-09-12 13:59

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

My skin is crawling now. Thanks.

this is the definition of a pyrrhic victory

**Demosthenes** · 2013-09-12 14:03

Reasons I will never go south of the US.

**Tajin** · 2013-09-12 15:17

Had about 10 centipedes walking from the lawn towards the house, at the same time. Dont think I have ever seen that many centipedes in such a small space. Gotta get me that stew recipe I guess.

**tyven** · 2013-09-12 21:16

Originally Posted by Tajin

Had about 10 centipedes walking from the lawn towards the house, at the same time. Dont think I have ever seen that many centipedes in such a small space. Gotta get me that stew recipe I guess.

Fuck this world

**Brill Weave** · 2013-09-13 05:10

Noah peed right in the wife's face. Apparently laughing was not something I should have done. But my God it was fantastic.

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