99 of em.
Might be whooping cough, holy shit this is painful (or, well annoying and uncomfortable as fuck rather)
raped chicks are the worst
Unless you're the one that raped them, amirite gaiz?
I remember you bein a little cunt but I think you are better now
Abandon went on a title changing spree, in all fairness I have been consistently terribad.
you better now
Nah.
it's midnight in montana and i cant get my dick out of this cow.
that explains your plowing in poopdeck
if we actually bang in the first few times we meet up it's cool but even then like less than a month later their shit is totally not worth it so better to let some other faggot scoop them up and deal with it
nope
I dated a girl that was pregnant the Summer before, lost a lot of weight and couldn't keep any food down and lost the baby. Reasonably she was pretty antsy about sex after that and could only function when she was drunk.
So picture this:
Just had sex the night before, had some drinks, wake up the next morning 8am, she's still asleep, I'm pitching a pavillion calibre tent wanting more. What do I have next to me? 95 pound little cutie wearing little squared off cotton shorts and a tank top, no bra no panties.
"Wanna get drunk?"
Her: it's 8 in the morning.....
"Hahaha what was I thinking...."
it's over! ~Strongbad
lol should have just had 2 drinks in your hand as she woke up while handing her one taking a sip of the other