Problems.

[Rhyis.]

Nigga please. It's Brooklyn and something was stolen.

[Ksandra]

Nigga

racist

^

[Rhyis.]

I'll allow it.

[Ksandra]

but seriously it was a black woman

[Day]

zimmerman'd

[Plow]

so I get these huge bees around here, like bigger than locusts, never actually bothered finding anything out about them because I'd never seen them fuck with anybody in 20+ years

working on my pool and one of them like... confronts me... hovering around me and shit, following me around, but leaves me alone after a few minutes


so I finally go do some research on them, figure out what they are and it turns out they're not aggressive like at all, but they are very effective stingers if provoked


so I'm like, ok, so just continue to not fuck with em and we'll be fine... must have gotten too close to that one's home or something, maybe when I sat on a wooden bench (they make their homes burrowing into wood)


then it lists some things that have been known to trigger them to attack... loud noises, bright colors, and the smell of fresh cut grass


suddenly I'm much less comfortable as I ride past their homes on my super loud, bright red, riding lawnmower

[Titanss]

where do i dl the codec for the Microsoft windows xp media player?

[Mizango]

Friend managed to get his wallet stolen by a woman in Brooklyn. P. sure that takes the cake for penis shrinking.

Damn lol

[Brill Weave]

Wife has been in the hospital since Thursday. Had a BP of 193/124. She has all the warning signs of pre-eclampsyia. She calls this morning as says they are going to induce her(35 days early.) I leave work and go home. Let the dog out, pack my bag, grab the random items she needed. Call the family let them know what's happening and head down to the hospital. Halfway there wife calls and says the doctor's decided they aren't going to induce her. They want to keep her one more day to see if they can control the BP issue. I head down and hang out for a while before going home and working with my father in law in the game room. Wife calls and says they are keeping her another night at least. An hour later she calls and says they are releasing her. Four hours later she calls and says they are keeping her. Tomorrow morning her doc and the high risk team are all meeting to see what their course of action is. Fuck today. Seriously. Fucking faggot doctors can't even get on the same mother fucking page.

[Mizango]

Wow, that blows. Coming, going and coming again is the worst. I mean, at least be consistent with the indecision, not like that whole situation isnt difficult enough to deal with as is. Just be easy, bro, itll work itself out.

Science will never let you down. Not sure I can say the same about the doctor, with the same amount of conviction.

[Mizango]

See also: Buffalo dip.

[Brill Weave]

That faggot was at my house today while I was at the hospital. I checked my laptop's history to make sure he wasn't looking at porn. He didn't. But he did download a picture of off FB of my friend's sister(who is retardedly hot.) So I'm pretty sure he rubbed one out. Fucking scumbag.

[Brill Weave]

Not going to lie though. I would fucking rail her if I were single.

[Mizango]

At your home? Is this an episode of House where Forman and Chase break into your house looking for clues as to why your angioplastic time rift on your spleen wont heal with Bayer? Yeah, he prob did rub one out on your carpet. I hope you think of this when youre sitting there rubbing your feet into the carpet.

[Mizango]

I'd beat too, cant even front.

[Rhyis.]

Not going to lie though. I would fucking rail her if I were single.

What's single got to do with it? Get up in that. Can't fight nature. Spread that seed across the globe.

[Mizango]

Get yo panspermia on, son.

[Lucienne]

Brill, I hope all works out for the best. Let us know how it all worked out! Including baby pictures obviously.

[Brill Weave]

I'd beat too, cant even front.

Bombs of truthiness lol

[Tajin]

Shitty night of coughing