2013-14 NFL Preseason Thread: Pacman on Hard Knocks, Hernandez on Lockup

[Tajin]

inb4 archi

[wipers]

So the packers replaced Jennings with a net ?

[Omnipotent]

[tyven]

Why is the fantasy thread locked?

[Cail]

Cuz that was the SpEd thread.

[Bregor]

There goes the SUPA BOWEL

Browns G Lauvao undergoes ankle surgery

CLEVELAND (AP) -- Browns starting right guard Shawn Lauvao is undergoing arthroscopic ankle surgery and will not be ready for the start of the regular season.

Coach Rob Chudzinski said Friday that Lauvao (la-vow), who has made 32 consecutive starts, did not break a bone when he was injured earlier this week in practice. Chudzinski would not provide any other specifics of Lauvao's injury or a timetable for his return.

Jason Pinkston started for Lauvao in Thursday night's exhibition opener against St. Louis and will likely be in the starting lineup for the Sept. 8 opener against Miami. Pinkston made 22 consecutive starts at left guard before he was developed blood clots in his lungs last season.

Lauvao was one of four Browns offensive linemen who did not miss a snap last season.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/browns-...7604--nfl.html

Also, sub-forum. Huh.

[Bregor]

Also, I wonder if Celeras has seen statistical proof that Mark Sanchez is the worst quarterback in the history of football:

Spoiler: show

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3026451/mark3.png

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/8/8/459...k-sanchez-jets

[archibaldcrane]

Wow, Cutty's average passer rating is below league average for the time he's been a starter in the league?

[Aragon of Odin]

How is Drew Brees on there twice

[Aragon of Odin]

Better question, how does Jay Cutler still have a job?

[Bregor]

How is Drew Brees on there twice

Gonna go out on a limb and say SD Brees vs N'awlins Brees.

[Tajin]

DEUCE > AIKMAN huzzah!

[Rhinox]

Better question, how does Jay Cutler still have a job?

Better question, why are you posting in this thread?

[archibaldcrane]

How is Drew Brees on there twice

Gonna go out on a limb and say SD Brees vs N'awlins Brees.

Yeah, that team-change factor also helps Steve Young dominate the list, because his year as a 10+ game starter with the Bucs (88 rating+) isn't counted (although he'd still be #1 if it was). Montana is also helped, as his 2 years with the Chiefs, while still above average, would've dragged him down a bit if counted.

[archibaldcrane]

Young really crushes it though - there's only about 34 total SEASONS that are above his average season by rate+ (and 4 of them are his).

[Aragon of Odin]

Gonna go out on a limb and say SD Brees vs N'awlins Brees.

I thought that, but than I didn't see Kurt Warner listed, maybe I missed him, but he should have been listed twice as well.

[Bregor]

I gotta say PRIVERS sandwiched between Unitas and Tarkenton is pretty hilarious. Also in before some homer points out Romo is 14th best.

[archibaldcrane]

I was looking for Chad Pennington, but his oft-injured ass has only started 10+ games in a season 4 times, and one of those was with the Dolphins.

[Bregor]

I thought that, but than I didn't see Kurt Warner listed, maybe I missed him, but he should have been listed twice as well.

Warner didn't start enough games in one of the seasons in ARI to qualify for the author's search.

[wipers]

Better question, how does Jay Cutler still have a job?