2013-14 NFL Preseason Thread: Pacman on Hard Knocks, Hernandez on Lockup

[fstfrk13]

I didn't play here last year but I'd like to join any league that has open spots. Just PM me and i'll give you the info you need.

[Rhinox]

Wrong thread

[Melena]

So the Cowboy's are America's Team, and now the Raider's are Allah's team. Quote from a suspect who was arrested for killing an employee at an Ace's Hardware store the other day in the bay area.

According to witnesses, surveillance video and the defendant's own account, Agnew went to the store and walked up to Stone and a customer as they were discussing a paint purchase, deputy district attorney Mary Knox said. After Stone told Agnew that he would help the customer on his own, Agnew used the store's spray paint to paint his face in Oakland Raiders' silver and black because the football team is "in favor with Allah," Knox said.

Agnew stabbed Stone at least once in the store after Stone told colleagues to call 911, Knox said. Agnew allegedly stabbed Stone many more times outside the store before running to a nearby creek.

[tyven]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

[tyven]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

ITS LIKE THE MILK IS FOOTBALL AND YOUR BLOUSE IS THE PHONE

[Cleverness]

I came

[Cail]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER THING OMG

WHEN IM BUTTERING A SCONE

[BadKarma]

LOL.

Why are the Manning brothers so everything.

[Abandon]

oh my god

[Krandor]

I can have football in my pants?!

[Chun Liroy]

Must.....hate....Eli....

[Tajin]

Oh my god

[Tajin]

oh my god

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[Chun Liroy]

And now for some depressing news.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...154343028.html

a variety of celebratory acts are no longer permissible and will result in a penalty: “These acts include but are not limited to: sack dances; home run swing; incredible hulk; spiking the ball; throwing or shoving the ball; pointing; pointing the ball; verbal taunting; military salute; standing over an opponent (prolonged and with provocation; or dancing.” In other words: ANY KIND OF DEMONSTRATION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A HUMAN EMOTION.

I hope I'm being trolled.

[Krandor]

Tebowing isn't on the list.

[archibaldcrane]

Ugh, Jordy Nelson got knee surgery, out at least until the start of the regular season.

WHY MUST THE INJURY GODS CONSPIRE AGAINST AARON RODGERS

guess he'll have to win the SB again on the highest difficulty setting like last time

[Rhinox]

Glad you're in good terms with Rodgers again archi. The fallout after the whole mvped thing ha me worried

[archibaldcrane]

that's all part of jacking up the difficulty - increased media pressure to build up the chip on his shoulder

he has to overcome being born a devilishly handsome white man and figure out how to make things challenging

[Tajin]

No Fun League

[Chun Liroy]

FINALLY OUR OWN SUB FORUM.