FFXIV Random Complaint Thread: Look forward to it

[CasualPlayer]

Well..... as the beta is officially over SE messed up with this launch. I pray they have the servers stabilized by next weekend since it's Labor Day weekend.

[CasualPlayer]

In other news... you ever going to talk about the class balance issues you mentioned from phase 4 Churchill?

[Adajer]

Every maint. makes the issues a little bit better. Is it worth it? Up to you.

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."


GD!!! I got 5 mfin kids!! Fuck Trojan, never using that crap again.

Tells friends about how much Trojan sucks. Everyone starts to realize how bad Trojan has become. Trojan loses customers. Trojan goes out of business.

[BadKarma]

What the fuck for disabling Ques square

[Hyan]

How can you be so sure? There hasn't been any significant change in stability since EA started. If anything, the issue is even WORSE as I don't remember anyone being booted from the main menu screen without being able to click start yesterday.

Are you just speaking out of your ass to try to sound cool over a forum or do you have some sort of substantial proof?

It's my opinion as much as "it's worse than before" is yours. I didn't claim anything else. Oh wait, do you get your panties in a bunch if people don't use "I think" or "IMO" after every sentence? Too bad then.

[BadKarma]

Well..... as the beta is officially over SE messed up with this launch. I pray they have the servers stabilized by next weekend since it's Labor Day weekend.

Its not launch yet

[Lucavi]

In other news... you ever going to talk about the class balance issues you mentioned from phase 4 Churchill?

Hyan's stupid statements aside, I'm waiting for this as well. I'm as far as can be from 50, but I'd still like to know what I'm getting into.

@Hyan: So you've admitted that you're full of shit and that your "statement" has no plausible truth to it. Well, this wouldn't be the first time.

White Knight somewhere else, or show all of us this glorious "improvement" that you apparently can see with your eyes alone.

[Viena]

After maintenance # 5, in EA, after 4 Beta tests, they should know what the fuck the problem is. They shouldn't be holding maintenance for the exact same issues repeatedly.

If they can't fix it, that is what they need to tell us. If they are trying something new and its possible it won't work, that is what they need to tell us.

Stringing us on is fucked up. And the fact of the matter is, our servers are shit, and JP servers are awesome.

I don't want to hear "throwing more servers at it" won't fix it. If you recall, back in P4, JP were having issues along with NA. They threw JP brand new servers and have not had any issues since.

I'm guessing that the JP servers are dealing with less people than the NA/EU ones. I'm guessing that their current approach is trying to optimize their 2 bottlenecks, but as SephYuyX said, there's only so much the servers can cope with when using that approach. It's not what I would like to hear either, but from what I can guess of what their situation is, I don't think there's a nice way out of it for them (and us) by the time release hits.

[Charismatic]

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."

*Uses Trojan condom, gets another girl pregnant. Complains to Trojan.

Trojan, "We have been having issues with our condoms leaking semen. We are putting everything into our research to fix this problem."

Trojan, "We fixed the issue with our condom leaking semen."


GD!!! I got 5 mfin kids!! Fuck Trojan, never using that crap again.

Tells friends about how much Trojan sucks. everyone starts to realize how bad Trojan has become. Trojan loses customers. Trojan goes out of business.

Damn, you really are black.

[Katlan]

What the fuck for disabling Ques square

I can't wrap my mind around this. In order to fix the doody finder they disable que's... thus making it impossible to even play the game. Id prefer to not be able to run dungeons and instances over not being able to get in the game.. or having to play the luck game just to get inside

[shaddix]

Well I give up. I spammed for 20 minutes and no dice.

[Adajer]

I'm guessing that the JP servers are dealing with less people than the NA/EU ones. I'm guessing that their current approach is trying to optimize their 2 bottlenecks, but as SephYuyX said, there's only so much the servers can cope with when using that approach. It's not what I would like to hear either, but from what I can guess of what their situation is, I don't think there's any way for them to have a nice way out of it by the time release hits.

Its funny, when I go to the grocery store down the street, Aldi's, and there are like 10 people in line with carts full of groceries and one cashier. The manager opens up two more lanes to relieve the cashier and get the customers taken care of.

[Lucavi]

I can't wrap my mind around this. In order to fix the doody finder they disable que's... thus making it impossible to even play the game. Id prefer to not be able to run dungeons and instances over not being able to get in the game.. or having to play the luck game just to get inside

This. Just let me fucking craft and gather if you can't get your instanced servers stable.

Jesus.

[Hyan]

Hyan's stupid statements aside, I'm waiting for this as well. I'm as far as can be from 50, but I'd still like to know what I'm getting into.

@Hyan: So you've admitted that you're full of shit and that your "statement" has no plausible truth to it. Well, this wouldn't be the first time.

White Knight somewhere else, or show all of us this glorious "improvement" that you apparently can see with your eyes alone.

Care to stop attacking me and my opinions now? You've never been this butthurt over what I say, LOL.

[Lucavi]

Its hard to stop when your opinions are so foolish and rooted in nothing, but I'll do my best to try.

[Pharaun]

This. Just let me fucking craft and gather if you can't get your instanced servers stable.

Jesus.

Seriously, I have 4 levels to go on Botanist. SE just let me chop down some god damn trees already.

[Charismatic]

Care to stop attacking me and my opinions now? You've never been this butthurt over what I say, LOL.

Say something with some substance and maybe it won't get attacked..?

[Lucavi]

Seriously, I have 4 levels to go on Botanist. SE just let me chop down some god damn trees already.

This. I mined like 250 NQ and 65 HQ iron ores last night. I had just finished making the ingots and was moving onto the chains and plates when I was DCed mid-craft.

Just. Let. Me. Craft. Fuck the storyline progression. Fuck getting Ifrit today or the chocobo. I just want to progress somewhere - to make some of my early access worthwhile.

[Hyan]

Its hard to stop when your opinions are so foolish and rooted in nothing, but I'll do my best to try.

So mad, so mad! This is what I'd expect from a bitchin' thread. Nobody but you cares about what I say though, but don't worry, I love you too bud <3.

No NA/EU server list now, hope they don't take too long with that login restriction bs....

[Gokulo]

Finally got in a que for Sarg and no error about JP list which was popping every,time I tried for some time now, shit's finally moving?