So, this afternoon, I had my literally worst run of AK yet. LS/FC wasn't around yet, and I wanted my last 40 myth for my wyrm helm, and I don't usually have much trouble with Duty Finder. The tank and other DPS (a bard) were decently geared but it was obvious they were fairly new 50s. Neither had relic: tank with Ifrit, Bard with Garuda. But they weren't the problem. The WHM had relic and at least a couple pieces of darklight (I didn't bother to look; they at least had body), so they were at least decently geared. Still, I'm not one to judge or care much about gear as we were all at that stage at one point.
We go forward, down the first cultists. We get to the first real pull and the WHM pulls hate pretty quickly. Tank picks them up. WHM pulls hate again pretty quickly. Second pull: WHM pulls hate pretty quickly. Third we do better, Dullahans we don't have trouble. First boss comes, WHM runs out of mana pretty quickly. Pulls hate on the adds. WHM gets killed, but we still win.
Second floor! WM pulls hate quickly on the first pull. I finally start watching the party list to see what's up. Tank down 10%? Better cast Medica. 11%? Medica II! DRG is full health but might take damage sometime? Better give them Regen! Feeling bored? HOLY SPAM! Oh, the tank needs a heal now? LETS NOT TAKE OFF CLERIC STANCE AND JUST SPAM CURE III!
So, Demon Wall comes. We get it to about 40% and wipe. WHM had burned their mana early and had gotten hit by a couple of purple goos. Second round, WHM gets knocked off at the third Repel. Fourth attempt finally gets the win.
After the WHM pulls hate on the first set of mobs on the third floor, I finally ask them why they are spamming Medica Is and IIs. "I like seeing rainbows." Tell them to knock it off and that they are for emergencies, and to please use Cure I and II unless something bad happens. Third floor goes smoothly, up until the last two Dullahans. Long story short, we wipe to them as they both get pulled. So we finally get to the easiest boss of the dungeon.
First attempt: on one of the adds, WHM avoid the circle AOE by standing in front of the boss. You can guess what happens next. Second attempt: The WHM stands in an IC safe position (the urn we tank next to) and never moves, even when targeted with a laser. Third attempt: they avoid a laser without much of a problem. Then they just stand there for the second one that goes for them. "I can't see those lines!" ...You just dodged one a second ago! Third attempt we get the boss down, somehow.
After the run, I'm curious and look up what server they're from.
...Goddammit.
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