FFXIV Random Complaint Thread: Look forward to it

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 11:47

Turn 3 in a nutshell:

two people afk
two people go look for treasure
two people get lost because the above people are messing with the porters
two people crying, sleeping, screaming and hallowed ground to the finish

nothing is killed, and sometimes there are elixirs

at least that's what it looks/sound like to me i'm part of the two people going afk at the start

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2014-01-15 11:52

8 Paladins race to the finish in a contest to fuck everyone else over. Any other method is invalid.

**OWS_Tonx** · 2014-01-15 12:13

Rofl, yeah Seravi knows what's up. My old static coil was just a mad dash takin turns doin pulls and sprinting away. My new one actually kills stuff which threw me off lol.

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 12:20

Originally Posted by OWS_Tonx

kills stuff

never that.

**Jem** · 2014-01-15 12:23

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

8 Paladins race to the finish in a contest to fuck everyone else over. Any other method is invalid.

The funniest part for me was when we found out that sometimes the golems will follow you all the way down and you end up with all of them at the bottom. Also sometimes their AoE's hit you even if you're several blades up/down which is funny when you watch people randomly drop dead with nothing around them.

Deliberately switching the porter to send people the wrong way is always good for a laugh too!

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 12:27

NO ONE HAS DISCOVERED THE MYSTERY OF TURN3

WHY ARE THERE DREADKNIGHTS WITH DOUBLE THE HP BUT DON'T ATTACK

**Tyrath** · 2014-01-15 12:30

Theres Dreadknights in T3? lol

**Ksandra** · 2014-01-15 12:33

Originally Posted by TheDirtyHobo

Have you considered the possibility that maybe, just MAYBE, there's a reason people are leaving those runs?

uhhh duh? Where did I blame it on the players?

**Korialstrasz** · 2014-01-15 12:38

I just love when people die mid jump since they still fall over, but do some sort of weird superman thing through the air until the hit the next floor.

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 12:39

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Theres Dreadknights in T3? lol

er, dreadguards* sorry

same fucking model tho as the dreadknights in t5

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2014-01-15 12:43

Fill turn 6 with 100 Dreadapkallu so price of eggs crashes.

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 12:56

Excuse me, Dark Matter Apkallu

**OWS_Tonx** · 2014-01-15 13:12

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

Fill turn 6 with 100 Dreadapkallu so price of eggs crashes.

XIV logic at it's finest.

**Grey Jorildyn** · 2014-01-15 13:49

my random complaint is how come war pld blm smn/sch and whm are all advanced theorycrafting but mnk brd and drg are general discussion on these boards?! drives me a little crazy.

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 14:05

because mnk brd drg (and until earlier today blm) were all dps and therefore not advanced enough to discuss SERIOUSLY FOR CHANGED FORUMS

smn just piggybacked on scholar (like every other time it's mentioned as the 'not good job from arcanist')

**Deadgye** · 2014-01-15 14:10

Originally Posted by Rocl

NO ONE HAS DISCOVERED THE MYSTERY OF TURN3

WHY ARE THERE DREADKNIGHTS WITH DOUBLE THE HP BUT DON'T ATTACK

How did you miss the most important part of the 2.1 patch?

An issue wherein the Dreadguard enemy found in The Binding Coil of Bahamut - Turn 3 would occasionally cease to attack.

I used to have my group kill stuff in turn 3 back when spiritbonding was worth it. I almost put together a turn 4 spiritbond party where you'd just kill the spiders and then wipe as fast as possible, rinse and repeat. Too bad materia prices tanked before I convinced people to follow my bullshit crazy ideas.

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2014-01-15 14:16

Originally Posted by Rocl

because mnk brd drg (and until earlier today blm) were all dps and therefore not advanced enough to discuss SERIOUSLY FOR CHANGED FORUMS

smn just piggybacked on scholar (like every other time it's mentioned as the 'not good job from arcanist')

Tempted to just make "DPS: Advanced", put everyone's "rotations" or lack thereof, and call it done.

**Jem** · 2014-01-15 14:22

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

Tempted to just make "DPS: Advanced", put everyone's "rotations" or lack thereof, and call it done.

Gotta have a section for the inevitable argument about whether it's more DPS to manually hit stuff or use macros!

**Ksandra** · 2014-01-15 14:30

Originally Posted by Grey Jorildyn

my random complaint is how come war pld blm smn/sch and whm are all advanced theorycrafting but mnk brd and drg are general discussion on these boards?! drives me a little crazy.

look at the OPs for the war pld etc. threads and then look at all the op for the monk brd drg threads.

The OPs in the theorycraft sections have all the information compiled into a guide, whereas the the general ones are mostly just question and answers.

If someone wants to step up and make a full guide as the OP post, I will gladly put them in the theorycraft section.

Which reminds me again, someone needs to volunteer for the war thread since church can't update it anymore.

**Rocl** · 2014-01-15 14:32

Originally Posted by Deadgye

How did you miss the most important part of the 2.1 patch?

i probably read it and forgot it

but good job remembering

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