FFXIV Random Complaint Thread: Look forward to it

[Taruina]

Tanks decided to drag titan ex to the west side for post heart today.


Yep...

[Skai]

90k in the middle of Atomos! ><
Wrrrry Square Enix!?

I'm in a queue... Looks like there's a mass 90k, hahaha.

[Obsidian]

I find it difficult to use the queue as any kind of barometer when more often than not it displays a significantly negative number of people are waiting to log in.

[Hiroishime]

4th casting legs in the past 5 coils after every main casters has it. -_-

Haha.. continuein from last week, 5th casting legs now 4 weeks in a row. Alot of ppl are jealous of us, but now its just stupid for us bc nobody wants it.

[miokomioko]

3 times out of 10, I end up in queue behind either 10~20k players or negative 20k players when I log in.

[Raineer]

3 times out of 10, I end up in queue behind either 10~20k players or negative 20k players when I log in.

Yeah I'm always at -15000 or so, and the queue is almost never longer than 10 seconds. I wonder when someone will notice how silly that looks and fix it. If nothing else just put "Please wait..."

[Ratatapa]

Wiping for 1h at t5, because leader insisting on switching healers with another one that keeps complaining, result he has to make everyone to back on sunday

[OWS_Tonx]

Wiping for 1h at t5, because leader insisting on switching healers with another one that keeps complaining, result he has to make everyone to back on sunday

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

My fail yesterday was doing a T2 enrage on my brd alt and the leader saying not to pull until ADS was already enraged. DRG dies instantly upon pull, nobody is stacking and the 3rd healer is using cure2 on people individually. Proceeed to take like 7mins to kill it. Funniest part was I got called out for not using ballad, when my mp was at fucking 100somethin because it just wore off

[TheGlow]

Whats with the reverse e-peen of tanks fighting for the towers in CT? Its the least manly thing to do yet people will argue who was standing there first.

CT is getting so stressful to me. More people, more baddies. I dread not going in with my PLD because then it's stand around before each fight for 3 mins. I started locking out my own group. It was trash. You didnt get new loot, you have no reason to stand at the last fight for 2 minutes.

CT is so bad, I had to meet my wife at the bus stop for a moment so I told my 8 year old daughter to sit and play for a bit so I don't get kicked for idling. That was when I was dead at thanatos.
I come back 10 minutes later and she's on my Mnk punching Behemoth whos at 40%

"for bombs and 3 guys with sword, you were in alliance b, you were supposed to be on the one in the back. Did you hit the left or right one?"
"no daddy, I hit the middle one. The close ones were purple so they were other groups. I saw red in the back and went for him"
" I see behemoth was at 40%, did you avoid a meteor?"
"Yes daddy, the dragoon didnt. he died, hahha. Oh yea, and I won you an item"
Onion tassets. Definitely not something I want but hell, in a round about way she got me out of doing it for the rest of the week.

And F those amaljaa dailies. It will take me 6-10 minutes to do one of 3, when I can finish all 3 Sylph in 4 minutes.

[Indomitable Will]

"for bombs and 3 guys with sword, you were in alliance b, you were supposed to be on the one in the back. Did you hit the left or right one?"
"no daddy, I hit the middle one. The close ones were purple so they were other groups. I saw red in the back and went for him"
" I see behemoth was at 40%, did you avoid a meteor?"
"Yes daddy, the dragoon didnt. he died, hahha. Oh yea, and I won you an item"

probably the cutest thing I've heard...now teach her the whole game and have her math the dps formula!

[Lyall]

I'm hearing your complaint but I can't get over how adorable it is your daughter knew what the fuck and was carrying on for you.

[Kirbyprime]

Whats with the reverse e-peen of tanks fighting for the towers in CT? Its the least manly thing to do yet people will argue who was standing there first.

CT is getting so stressful to me. More people, more baddies. I dread not going in with my PLD because then it's stand around before each fight for 3 mins. I started locking out my own group. It was trash. You didnt get new loot, you have no reason to stand at the last fight for 2 minutes.

CT is so bad, I had to meet my wife at the bus stop for a moment so I told my 8 year old daughter to sit and play for a bit so I don't get kicked for idling. That was when I was dead at thanatos.
I come back 10 minutes later and she's on my Mnk punching Behemoth whos at 40%

"for bombs and 3 guys with sword, you were in alliance b, you were supposed to be on the one in the back. Did you hit the left or right one?"
"no daddy, I hit the middle one. The close ones were purple so they were other groups. I saw red in the back and went for him"
" I see behemoth was at 40%, did you avoid a meteor?"
"Yes daddy, the dragoon didnt. he died, hahha. Oh yea, and I won you an item"
Onion tassets. Definitely not something I want but hell, in a round about way she got me out of doing it for the rest of the week.

And F those amaljaa dailies. It will take me 6-10 minutes to do one of 3, when I can finish all 3 Sylph in 4 minutes.

Your 8yo daughter beat out people twice her age who actually played the game. Level DRG and wear that tasset with pride ;____;

[3.141592]

"for bombs and 3 guys with sword, you were in alliance b, you were supposed to be on the one in the back. Did you hit the left or right one?"
"no daddy, I hit the middle one. The close ones were purple so they were other groups. I saw red in the back and went for him"
" I see behemoth was at 40%, did you avoid a meteor?"
"Yes daddy, the dragoon didnt. he died, hahha. Oh yea, and I won you an item"

Tell your daughter that she's awesome. And badass.

But yeah, CT is terrible. We had a wipe on the dragon today, because the tanks kept fighting over the skells.

[Serenseven]

"for bombs and 3 guys with sword, you were in alliance b, you were supposed to be on the one in the back. Did you hit the left or right one?"
"no daddy, I hit the middle one. The close ones were purple so they were other groups. I saw red in the back and went for him"
" I see behemoth was at 40%, did you avoid a meteor?"
"Yes daddy, the dragoon didnt. he died, hahha. Oh yea, and I won you an item"

I realize this is the complaint thread, but I have to praise your 8-year-old daughter for putting 80%+ of the CT world to shame.

[Day]

The dragoon dying hahahhaha. so classic. That's awesome.

[OWS_Tonx]

I've also got to give props to the daughter. Guess what she's getting for her B-day this year? It rhymes with schminal schmantasy schfourteen

[orinthia]

Yes daddy, the dragoon didnt. he died, hahha.

A wonderful gem appears!

Should let her fight the final guy once. Laugh with her as one of the parties fails to get on the pad and wipe everyone. Happens like every other time toward the end of the reset-week. Even with alliance macro spamming to get on the pad.

[Headspace]

Hit 50 on Sunday, already received two CT pieces. Feel like I had better parties just before reset. I also didn't realize I was filtering raid chat. That shit is a cesspool.

[Obsidian]

Co-tank goofed and entered Turn 4 as WAR. We said fuck it, we'll see what happens. Not only did he have no issues holding both Dreadknights on WAR, we finished significantly faster.

The complaint being that once again, PLD is completely pointless.

[OWS_Tonx]

I'm not gonna say PLD is useless, it kinda depends on the group and the tank. I've played with plenty of bads who I just want to fucking choke and hit with a brick to knock some common sense into. I did WP not too long ago and the dude was getting pissed that I was AoEing groups saying, "Dude I have nothing to hold hate on groups like that calm down".