FFXIV Random Complaint Thread: Look forward to it

**Foxer** · 2014-03-21 03:47

With DRG? DRG is like 25-30 more DPS. Never bothered with that cause it makes more sense to me to bring a 340 MNK over a 300 DRG.

Started BTW.

**Eanae** · 2014-03-21 03:47

With DRG yeah.

**Skai** · 2014-03-21 04:25

I understand the frustration some people get over others misspelling names and words, but I'm really glad it doesn't bother me. I would drive myself crazy because I'm guilty on plenty misspelling.

I like pally. It's one syllable shorter and rolls off the tongue nicely. But that's probably because I main a holy paladin in WoW.

**Lyall** · 2014-03-21 05:52

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

Ok I'll admit.

I called the dungeon under San d'oria "Boston Omelette" because I can't French.

You're missing out. It's impossible to say "oo-blee-ette" without being amused.

**Deadgye** · 2014-03-21 05:55

You guys would love my mumble. "Haketu Manor", "Chaimera" (Chai as in chime), "Corral Mount" (Like as in OK Corral), "Death Wish" (Instead of Death Sentence), etc.

I think my drg, which I got to 50 today, is missing less gear from coil than my bard is; Which is fucking sad/annoying considering I only needed four god damn drops from coil for brd in the first place.

**Bikpik** · 2014-03-21 05:59

Originally Posted by TheDirtyHobo

Got booted from a CT right before KB for "afk" because I wasn't healing on SCH. Because apparently CT enemies have high damage output and Eos can't keep up. No one even died in my group, so it was just a really buttmad WHM that I got to press the fun buttons and he had to press the boring buttons.

I had a sch give me shit yesterday when I was on my whm in CT. I was using regen on everyone, and mainly focusing the MT, and he calls me out saying I was afk, because I was just standing there, even though someone's parse said I was doing more healing than him.

**Kaixin** · 2014-03-21 10:28

you guys need to lighten up. i love mispronunciations/funny names. if i hear a good (read: extremely bad) one, in my heart it becomes canon: bukkake manor/hockey manor, winny-port, puh-lay-din, deepers creepers, huh-mol-gang, chimera (chim as in chimney), kadookius, apakallu, taint (for titan), and garude dude. when the game was newer i loved to prompt people to hear how they pronounced thaumaturge or limsa lominsa.

succor, i hardly know 'er.

**dejet** · 2014-03-21 10:38

My fc renames everything . the ex wepa have names like the effin bow, dual hadouken lol

**OWS_Tonx** · 2014-03-21 11:17

I'm notorious for butchering spellings in the game even though I know how to spell them. I just fail at typing. We also make up all kinda names, makes the game more fun. Hearing people on vent pronounce shit makes me laugh so hard. We had this one dude who couldn't say anythin correctly. He legit called monk monkey once. I can't think of everything he said but one of my most favorite was hearing him ask if anyone wanted to go fight geerda (Garuda)

**Raldo** · 2014-03-21 11:30

My FC leader consistently has trouble pronouncing Apkallu. Always comes out like "Acapulco".

**FHT** · 2014-03-21 13:10

I fucking hate the people who join pugs, & end up winning the greed when they don't even have the fucking job unlocked to use it, I mean, I can understand that everyone put effort into the thing, but when you don't even know if you're ever going to use the said drop then let it to ppl who can use it.

I alway see that in coil >.>; one more reason to make a good static I guess

**OWS_Tonx** · 2014-03-21 13:12

Pretty much lol. I see a lot of shouts and PFs up on my server, everyone is trying to put together t1-5 farm statics and statics for the new turns, shouldn't be too hard to find a new one

**Shenrien** · 2014-03-21 13:19

People who complain about grinding in an MMO.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...ll-of-fuck.jpg

**Salmijr** · 2014-03-21 13:52

Originally Posted by Uryuu

While we're on this topic, I used to have a dude in my Linkshell in FFXI that pronounced Cerberus as "Ker-berus", utsusemi and "utsumeshi", and Dorje as "DiGiorno".

Ahh, meshmesh was always good for a laugh tho.

I can't stand pally either. Or deeps

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2014-03-21 14:31

I use "deeps" all the time, but only hipsterironically because I like how fucking dumb it sounds to say things like "sick deeps" out loud.

Originally Posted by Bikpik

I had a sch give me shit yesterday when I was on my whm in CT. I was using regen on everyone, and mainly focusing the MT, and he calls me out saying I was afk, because I was just standing there, even though someone's parse said I was doing more healing than him.

To be fair, the parser can't really recognize and differentiate necessary healing from overhealing, so if you're spamming regen on everybody, you're probably overhealing like crazy, but your total healing is super high, considering every cast is ultimately a 1050 potency (citation needed: wikis can be so inaccurate) heal compared to your c1's 400 potency.

**AoE** · 2014-03-21 22:38

Gils

**Dathus** · 2014-03-22 09:46

Hey Bards, you remember what the fuck Ballad is, right? Especially when your healers MP is low? No? Okay then.

I swear to God, I feel like the only BRD who knows what Mage's Ballad is, or even Battle Voice.

**dejet** · 2014-03-22 12:10

Ya I have to call the crap out all the time for none fc bars.

The funny part is when you have 2 or 3 bards are you mp still dips under 1k.

**Ratatapa** · 2014-03-22 12:20

Originally Posted by dejet

Ya I have to call the crap out all the time for none fc bars.

The funny part is when you have 2 or 3 bards are you mp still dips under 1k.

I have the opposite bard,that spams ballad when whm mp hits 75-80%

Hate that shit

**SamanosukeShiva** · 2014-03-22 13:59

or have brds that can coordinate BV requiems along with my BLM's CD. gg

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