2013 GOTY

[Tajin]

I have a legit game going on my phone though.

[Not Kuno]

It's not at 160 btw.

Edit: Nvm it was buggy.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I got all the shits, needs more updates. Just grinding everything up to 100 now.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

and yeah the last clicker upgrade is at 160. My per click is about 9k now.

[Mertron]

k I'm home and I have 1,200,000,000,000 cookies

[Mertron]

and now I have none

[Qalbert]

story of my life

[BaneTheBrawler]

why the fuck am i enjoying this so much

[Abandon]

rofl qal

[Kuishen]

made the mistake of refreshing right as I'm about to go to bed, lost about 10m CPS but they added 2 more upgrades, another 10% income (99bil) and something else I can't see yet, assuming it's another cursor upgrade.

[Not Kuno]

They nerfed the fuck out of time machines but kept them just as expensive. Don't refresh.

[Tajin]

This is a great little thing, even my hacked game I run out of enough money to buy upgrades haha.

[Conrad]

I stopped "playing" this last night and I was up to 1m cps and like 900 per click. is there a list of the upgrades available somewhere

[Conrad]

also I set this up at work and got a couple cursors & am just gonna let it sit, let's see how we do

[Tajin]

There's 42 upgrades so far:
Game.Upgrade {id: 0, name: "Reinforced index finger", desc: "The mouse gains <b>+1</b> cookie per click.<br>Cursors gain <b>+0.1</b> base CpS.<q>prod prod</q>", basePrice: 100, icon: Array[2]…}

[Tajin]

And fuck its going to take a while to list them all.

[Tajin]

Or not, and fuck your formatting

var i=0;
undefined
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Reinforced index finger Description: The mouse gains <b>+1</b> cookie per click.<br>Cursors gain <b>+0.1</b> base CpS.<q>prod prod</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Carpal tunnel prevention cream Description: The mouse and cursors are <b>twice</b> as efficient.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Ambidextrous Description: The mouse and cursors are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>Look ma, both hands!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Thousand fingers Description: The mouse and cursors gain <b>+0.1</b> cookies for each non-cursor object owned.<q>clickity</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Million fingers Description: The mouse and cursors gain <b>+0.5</b> cookies for each non-cursor object owned.<q>clickityclickity</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Billion fingers Description: The mouse and cursors gain <b>+2</b> cookies for each non-cursor object owned.<q>clickityclickityclickity</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Trillion fingers Description: The mouse and cursors gain <b>+10</b> cookies for each non-cursor object owned.<q>clickityclickityclickityclickity</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Forwards from grandma Description: Grandmas gain <b>+0.3</b> base CpS.<q>RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Steel-plated rolling pins Description: Grandmas are <b>twice</b> as efficient.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Lubricated dentures Description: Grandmas are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>Squish</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Cheap hoes Description: Farms gain <b>+0.5</b> base CpS.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Fertilizer Description: Farms are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>It's chocolate, I swear.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Cookie trees Description: Farms are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>A relative of the breadfruit.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Sturdier conveyor belts Description: Factories gain <b>+4</b> base CpS.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Child labor Description: Factories are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>Cheaper, healthier workforce - and so much more receptive to whipping!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Sweatshop Description: Factories are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>Slackers will be terminated.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Sugar gas Description: Mines gain <b>+10</b> base CpS.<q>A pink, volatile gas, found in the depths of some chocolate caves.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Megadrill Description: Mines are <b>twice</b> as efficient.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Ultradrill Description: Mines are <b>twice</b> as efficient.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Vanilla nebulae Description: Shipments gain <b>+30</b> base CpS.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Wormholes Description: Shipments are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>By using these as shortcuts, your ships can travel much faster.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Frequent flyer Description: Shipments are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>Come back soon!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Antimony Description: Alchemy labs gain <b>+100</b> base CpS.<q>Actually worth a lot of mony.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Essence of dough Description: Alchemy labs are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>Extracted through the 5 ancient steps of alchemical baking.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: True chocolate Description: Alchemy labs are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>The purest form of cacao.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Ancient tablet Description: Portals gain <b>+1666</b> base CpS.<q>A strange slab of peanut brittle, holding an ancient cookie recipe. Neat!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Insane oatling workers Description: Portals are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>ARISE, MY MINIONS!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Soul bond Description: Portals are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>So I just sign up and get more cookies? Sure, whatever!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Flux capacitors Description: Time machines gain <b>+9876</b> base CpS.<q>Bake to the future.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Time paradox resolver Description: Time machines are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>No more fooling around with your own grandmother!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Quantum conundrum Description: Time machines are <b>twice</b> as efficient.<q>It's full of stars!</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Kitten workers Description: You gain <b>exponentially more</b> CpS for each milk percent.<q>meow meow meow meow</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Oatmeal raisin cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.<q>No raisin to hate these.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Peanut butter cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Plain cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.<q>Meh.</q>
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Coconut cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: White chocolate cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Macadamia nut cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Double-chip cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+10%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Sugar cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+5%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: White chocolate macadamia nut cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+10%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: All-chocolate cookies Description: All cookie income <b>+10%</b>.
"
'Name: ' + Game.UpgradesById[i].name + ' Description: ' +Game.UpgradesById[i++].desc +'\n';
"Name: Quadrillion fingers Description: The mouse and cursors gain <b>+20</b> cookies for each non-cursor object owned.<q>clickityclickityclickityclickityclick</q>
"

[Not Kuno]

What did you say about me you little cupcake pleb, Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the cookie academy and i've been involved in many secrets raids on Maryland Cookies, and I have 100 confirmed clicks, I am trained in cookie combat and I am the top baker in the united states of america. you are fucking nothing to me bitch, just another customer, I will fatten you up with callories, the likes of which this earth has never seen before.
Mark my fucking words, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the doughnet?
Think again mother muffin, as we speak I am contacting my secret network of spys across the usa, and you're ip is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, pudding. The bakers dozen that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your life, you're fucking dead fatty.
I can feed you in over 700 ways and thats just with cookies, not only am I extensively trained in making my own dough, but I have access to the entire girl scouts recipe book and I will use it to widen your fat ass over the continent, you fat shit, I hope you die of diabetes, if only you would have known what unholy things we did these to this batch before you devoured it.
Maybe then you could have controlled your stomach, and you didnt, and now you're paying the price you idiot.
I will pour chocolate fury all over you, you will bask in it. You're fucking fat kiddo.

[Tajin]

Holy shit hahaha.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

how many hands for the quadrillion. 200?