2013-14 NFL Week 1: Football all day, urry day.

[Abandon]

haha

[Boyiee]

Figured I'd toss this up before the game.

AFC East: New England
AFC North: Cincinnati
AFC South: Houston
AFC West: Denver
Wild Cards: Baltimore, Indianapolis

NFC East: Washington
NFC North: Green Bay
NFC South: Atlanta
NFC West: Seattle
Wild Cards: San Francisco, New Orleans

AFC Championship: Denver over New England
NFC Championship: Seattle over Green Bay
Super Bowl: Denver over Seattle

Coach: Bill Belechick, New England
Comeback POY: Rob Gronkowski, New England. lol
Offensive POY: Peyton Manning, Denver
Defensive POY: J.J. Watt, Houston
Offensive ROY: Kenbrell Thompkins, New England
NFL MVP: Peyton Manning, Denver

Coaches Fired: Rex Ryan

MVP vote: Peyton narrowly edges out Brady for MVP, who both had MVP caliber seasons. Brady with the TD's and Yards, Manning with the rating/comp. INT's and wins.

New England somehow puts up the most total points this year with their underrated receivers and breakout rookie Kenbrell Thompkins, but fall short to Peytons overpowered receiving core and Von Millers adderall-fed blitz in the AFC Championship game. Seattle stomps the overrated/hungover 9ers during the regular season and are unstoppable at home, but can't keep up with Manning on neutral Superbowl ground. The toxic air of New Jersey slowly kills Russel Wilson while Peyton shoots commercials on the sidelines. With another Ring and MVP, Peyton is forever realized as the superior Manning and ascends into Football heaven, leaving us with 20+ commercials over the following year. The year of Peyton will feature at least one Manning commercial per day for 400 days following his Superbowl victory. Viewing these commercials will be mandatory.

[Conrad]

ah dammit I'm working until 9:30, gonna have to bingo ex post facto

[Headspace]

This bingo shit means I have to read all of your terrible posts.

[tyven]

fuck you heady

[Tajin]

fuck you heady

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Side B:

This bingo shit means I have to read all of your terrible posts.

http://cdn.fangraphs.com/blogs/wp-co...2.gif.opt_.gif

[Bregor]

Bingo from your phone.

I mean, I love you guys and all, but not that much.

[Cail]

So when does this shit start

[Mertron]

Just wait.

[Mertron]

DRAM TRAM

doesn't count

[archibaldcrane]

guys

football

it's like today and shit

[Moss]

guys

football

it's like today and shit

If I don't get out of my night class in time for kickoff I'm gonna MERC

[Tajin]

I mean, I love you guys and all, but not that much.

Papa Bregs, not even you believe this to be true. Just come clean and say your too much of a fan to give a fuck about a phone during FOOTBALL.

[archibaldcrane]

If I don't get out of my night class in time for kickoff I'm gonna MERC

I'm gonna be stuck at work for the first two hours of the game minimum. Oh well, lolAFC.

[Moss]

watching the most recent Hard Knocks episode, LB coach (who seems like a tryhard) and UDFA LB are talking while watching film:

"this last preseason game is important for some and not important for others"
"..."
"you know what I'm saying?"
"..."
"It's important for you. You know I'm not the type to bullshit around the bush."

is it just me or did he not just beat around the bush. dude is an asshat. nothing is more annoying than the coaches that act like hardasses when it is clearly just an act. the TE coach is an actual hardass, I would respect that dude. the LB coach is not.

[archibaldcrane]

Lol, Bill Simmons' AFC power poll has 7 AFC teams as the 7 worst teams in football this season. It's literally 9 teams fighting for 6 playoff spots, fucking AFC - and that includes the Chiefs and the Browns...

[archibaldcrane]

You look at the NFC and think that the only teams with no shot at a playoff spot are who, the Cardinals and Rams? I could be talked into just about everyone else (well maybe not the Vikings but still)

[Tajin]

You look at the NFC and think that the only teams with no shot at a playoff spot are who, the Cardinals and Rams? I could be talked into just about everyone else (well maybe not the Vikings but still)

[Dude talking about AFC teams being in the NFC goes here] or whatever.

[Arvin]

IM SO EXCITED

[Cail]

OH SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED I GOTTA GET RED ZONE FOR SUNDAY