2013-14 NFL Week 1: Football all day, urry day.

[Omnipotent]

AFC East: New England
AFC North: Cincinnati
AFC South: Houston
AFC West: Denver
Wild Cards: Cleveland, Baltimore

NFC East: Washington
NFC North: Detroit
NFC South: New Orleans
NFC West: Seattle
Wild Cards: Dallas, Green Bay

AFC Championship: Cincinnati over New England
NFC Championship: Detroit over New Orleans
Super Bowl: Cincinnati BENGALS over Detroit
Superbowl MVP: Andy Dalton

Offensive POY: MEGATRON
Defensive POY: Demarcus Ware
NFL MVP: Tom Brady



Detroit is coming off a pitiful season, believe in the power of the Shwartz. Megatron and Stafford are like Gin and Tonic, just wasn't enough. Now with Reggie Bush there, THAT DRINK NOW HAS SOME LIMES. Can't stop that offense, and their front line is scary good. Cincinnati doesn't deserve the win, but with weapons like AJ and GIOIOIOI, they'll pound through to the SB and SQUEEZE out a win thanks to their defense. I know Dalton will be MVP worthy, can't stop the ginger.

[Rhinox]

Just remember don't reference anything about the NFL pre 2008 cause Xajii won't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Rhinox]

God sometimes I hate hard knocks.


You would think gio was a top 10 pick in the draft the way some of these people pick.


Also I'm sorry but reggie bush ain't gonna make the Lions secondary good or the lbs decent.


Some of you niggers act like this is usc/ rookie year reggie when he was jumping over niggas.

[Chun Liroy]

It's curious how people are picking ware considering he's in a completely new system that some people think doesn't benefit him as well. Interesting.

[archibaldcrane]

That would be interesting if anyone cared at all

[Mertron]

ill type out a bingo card if people agree what the center square should be. pretty sure it should be "no one gives a shit about bregors spreads" though

[Krandor]

That or Leroy saying something stupid.

[Mertron]

I think this bingo card generator is working. gimme two more things to put in it

[Tajin]

I read em but I dont speak Vegas

[Mertron]

"tajin's broken English adventures" added

[Mertron]

generator works fine, just need to brush up the categories.

if people want, what we can do is I can send everyone who asks a randomly generated card. with bregors/general population approval, first person to bingo gets to make next weeks thread. just for this week. game will start just before kickoff tomorrow

sound good?

edit: ill keep track of who gets what card from me to avoid cheating

[Mertron]

also if you can think of any other categories start listing them

here is the current list of spaces

1 DRAM TRAM
2 No One Cares About Bregors Spreads
3 Shut the Fuck Up, Leroy
4 Archi Homering
5 Tyven posts in all caps
6 D A L S
7 Rhinox double posting fury
8 TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER
9 Ad Hominem
10 Cat.jpg
11 JULIO
12 TRENT
13 SPILLER
14 GIO
15 Cail = Adam Schefter
16 Heady and the Bengals Sadness Rollercoaster
17 "WOW" Play
18 Someone feeding the trolls
19 Xajii overly defensive
20 Random Poster out of nowhere
21 Valisk'd
22 Commentator Mocking
23 Hey guys, check out these AR12 Stats
24 Tweek shows up with 32 #1 foam fingers
25 Picture of that handsome fellow Cutler
26 MoW defends shitty cowboys
27 REFBALL
28 Someone completely loses their shit about their team. Probably a Broncos fan.
29 "LOL" spam at a dumb play
30 Demos randomly chimes in
31 OH ANDY.
32 Icing the Kicker fail
33 Poor Clock Management
34 Tajin's broken English adventures
35 XMAS CONNECTION
36 GIF of something that just happened
37 Miz hypes a shitty player

[Rhinox]

Has merts and Skirks self loathing been added?

[Mertron]

ill make it "eagles fans self loathing" and add it. soa and penth can be sad too

[Tajin]

I'm game.

[tyven]

sounds like tons of fun i am in it to win it. also gio is str8 godlik

[Boyiee]

That does seem like fun, I'm ok with it as long as Bregs is ok with the reward.

[Tajin]

also if you can think of any other categories start listing them

here is the current list of spaces

1 DRAM TRAM
2 No One Cares About Bregors Spreads
3 Shut the Fuck Up, Leroy
4 Archi Homering
5 Tyven posts in all caps
6 D A L S
7 Rhinox double posting fury
8 TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER
9 Ad Hominem
10 Cat.jpg
11 JULIO
12 TRENT
13 SPILLER
14 GIO
15 Cail = Adam Schefter
16 Heady and the Bengals Sadness Rollercoaster
17 "WOW" Play
18 Someone feeding the trolls
19 Xajii overly defensive
20 Random Poster out of nowhere
21 Valisk'd
22 Commentator Mocking
23 Hey guys, check out these AR12 Stats
24 Tweek shows up with 32 #1 foam fingers
25 Picture of that handsome fellow Cutler
26 MoW defends shitty cowboys
27 REFBALL
28 Someone completely loses their shit about their team. Probably a Broncos fan.
29 "LOL" spam at a dumb play
30 Demos randomly chimes in
31 OH ANDY.
32 Icing the Kicker fail
33 Poor Clock Management
34 Tajin's broken English adventures
35 XMAS CONNECTION
36 GIF of something that just happened
37 Miz hypes a shitty player

Fuck lol some really good ones in there.

[Conrad]

generator works fine, just need to brush up the categories.

if people want, what we can do is I can send everyone who asks a randomly generated card. with bregors/general population approval, first person to bingo gets to make next weeks thread. just for this week. game will start just before kickoff tomorrow

sound good?

edit: ill keep track of who gets what card from me to avoid cheating

omg I love this, I'm in

two more categories:
____________ goin to the super bowl (sarcastically)
____________ goin to the super bowl (sincere)

[Conrad]

can we all have a gentleman's agreement not to game the thread for the sake of bingo though? i can be sad about the eagles anytime, but also to win