After the Oilers left it was dark times for football fans in Houston. Most started to cheer for Dallas, others went to other teams due to the fact that there is a city rivalry. Now that we have football again and a QB who spends less time on his back then a prostitute its all good again.
SF over SEA because homer, rest of the games don't give enough of a fuck, I do hope TTT scores 14 TD Passes and grabs a freebie pick-6 from superior manning.
I'm glad to not be the only one who appreciates Jon Bois around here.
His CLARENCE BEEFTANK article from last week is also amazing. I hope he does this for one game each week this season.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/9/5...eftank-jaguars
Yeah this gif gets me every Goddamn time:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/31...ass_medium.gif
these are fantastic. makes me want to get madden.
Wish people wouldn't pick the Bengals. Sure nervous they'll blow this game against the Steelers and have a shot at opening 0-3 with GB the following week
Next he'll tell us that his father has no criminal record and gets along with white folk.
He can say "cracker" because he has white friends and they all say it #YOLO
Cracker is really the dumbest term ever, white people don't even find it offensive. If you want to offend white people, you call them racist. Or Italian.
Both of those articles were amazing....lost my shit right here "Dislikes taking the subway, not because of any particular phobia, but because whenever the car stops and nobody gets off, he feels terrible for the train operator.
Refers to liquids in plural, i.e., a glass of milk is "a glass of some milks."
Racist is the magic word
white people don't get mad. but if you somehow make one mad just offer him some cheese. white people love cheese.