Random Fail: your words are false

**Raen Ryong** · 2014-11-20 23:21

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

This is why accessories should be weighed lower for ilvl check. That's awful.

Nooo don't do that! Accessory swapping is how I sneak my way into stuff on my off-jobs!

**Airenn** · 2014-11-20 23:52

Holy shit, that's you? LOL

**Lyall** · 2014-11-21 07:24

Had some downtime last night on account of the constant DDOS so I gathered up a shit ton of mythril to work on pushing my GSM. After an hour and a half or two hours of mining up heliodors and making a ton of ingots I set myself to craft a ton of heliodor necklaces. Burn through all of my mats and then realize the leve asks for goshenite, not heliodor. Head, meet desk.

**Edelweiss** · 2014-11-21 08:56

Originally Posted by Corrderio

Because we don't seem to have a Gimp/Confused Thread. Or if we do it's way far back and I don't feel like reviving it for this:

http://i58.tinypic.com/2s7j7fq.png

Holy fucking shit, that's a fucking Ancient Sword. How does someone even manage that? There's NQ trash that he could buy for a couple hundred Gil that would still make for a better weapon.

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/8484486/

He's still wearing that fucking Sunstone Ring.

**Lyall** · 2014-11-21 09:02

He's gained new gear since then. Looks like the sort that doesn't really understand how MMOs work, but is trying.

**Edelweiss** · 2014-11-21 09:06

Those gear improvements are probably more accidental than intentional, given how he's still fucking using the same shitty weapon and ring.

**Lyall** · 2014-11-21 09:07

Possibly. Hell, probably. I've just got a soft spot for confused noobs, having been one myself in XI for a long time.

**Cutriss** · 2014-11-21 14:12

Originally Posted by Edelweiss

He's still wearing that fucking Sunstone Ring.

At least it's not a Sphene Ring!

**Xerlic** · 2014-11-22 02:15

**Deadgye** · 2014-11-22 02:36

Gimp pld's name is fucking extra baconious. All is forgiven.

**The47thSen** · 2014-11-22 03:19

He probably thinks weapons drop from dungeons and that he just hasn't had any luck. Afterall, he got his sword from one.

The real fail is that he's in a 72man FC. Surely someone in there could have taken 5 minutes to teach him the basics. He's got the bloody SOL shield and earring so he clearly knows something about tomes.

**Shaano** · 2014-11-22 09:15

Atleast those feet are missing one meld from max, could run to the gobby to do a quick fix. That crafter though can eat a bag of dicks. Undercutting form him is getting old.

**Olo401** · 2014-11-22 19:28

Tank goes afk w/o warning in Cutters for like 5 mins, then...

**Shaano** · 2014-11-23 05:00

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...7cf8e1a006.jpg

**Lonely** · 2014-11-23 18:17

I hate when no one wants to do DFR because shit like this happens. Snowcloak btw.

**Karbuncle** · 2014-11-23 19:48

Originally Posted by Shaano

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...7cf8e1a006.jpg

I discovered this the other day, I turned in 5 ~20k IV materia and got a DET materia IV... profited about 500k >_>;

Its .. quite the gamble.

**HitomeOfBismarck** · 2014-11-23 22:02

http://i.imgur.com/di2it4a.png

**Ratatapa** · 2014-11-23 22:10

You lied, he used HG that's a CD

**Kaisha** · 2014-11-24 08:14

Originally Posted by HitomeOfBismarck

http://i.imgur.com/di2it4a.png

About as bad as the WAR I had the other day in that same zone. Only used Berzerk, IB, and Bloodbath, nothing else. I wanted to let him die multiple times on my SCH with the large pulls he did that required lustrate bombing as a result.

**Shaano** · 2014-11-24 10:17

Originally Posted by Kaisha

About as bad as the WAR I had the other day in that same zone. Only used Berzerk, IB, and Bloodbath, nothing else. I wanted to let him die multiple times on my SCH with the large pulls he did that required lustrate bombing as a result.

We had fun though, don't lie

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