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  1. #2661
    Old Odin
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    Dec 2011
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    FFXIV Character
    Seravi Edalborez
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Titan

    Random WP. WHM is i50ish. Tank is a Nexus + full Ironworks WAR. He makes big pulls anyways. We manage fine until last pull before Tonberry King. He goes halfway to the end, turns around for some reason, doesn't hit the mobs he didn't grab when he does this, and tries to run to the end with 1/4th his HP left and mobs hitting the WHM. He dies, we all die.

    Enter:



    How quick to anger, some are.

  2. #2662
    Tom Wilson will never be good.
    Join Date
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    Zero Star
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    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Ifrit

    they prolly don't even know what your title means :/

  3. #2663
    Prime Minister of Salt

    Join Date
    Dec 2009
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    2,590
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    Omega Deathbringer
    FFXIV Server
    Balmung
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    All I see is rata doing his thing with well-timed macros

  4. #2664
    BG's most likeable Québécois
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    37,887
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    10

    It was luck lol wasn't planned like that

  5. #2665
    E. Body
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    Jun 2007
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    7
    FFXIV Character
    Kirby Prime
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion

    Should have been in the praise thread for that timing

  6. #2666
    A. Body
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    Sep 2006
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    Alistaire Lexander
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas

    Quote Originally Posted by Deathbringer View Post
    All I see is rata doing his thing with well-timed macros
    Would've been well-timed if it was in party chat.

  7. #2667
    Relic Weapons
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    Apr 2011
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    FFXIV Character
    Eeek Sohno
    FFXIV Server
    Coeurl
    FFXI Server
    Asura

    Quote Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez View Post
    Random WP. WHM is i50ish. Tank is a Nexus + full Ironworks WAR. He makes big pulls anyways. We manage fine until last pull before Tonberry King. He goes halfway to the end, turns around for some reason, doesn't hit the mobs he didn't grab when he does this, and tries to run to the end with 1/4th his HP left and mobs hitting the WHM. He dies, we all die.
    On a similar note, I had the misfortune of dinging my 1st 50 (WHM) when mythflox farming blew up. There I was, in something like i58 - i63 gear, like a sad Bambi in oncoming traffic every time expert roulette landed on brayflox hm. Without fail, at least one /angry or /disgust emote was directed at me, like it was my fault that I needed tomes to buy i90 equipment and darklight to patch holes in my gearset. It was fucking DF anyways, it's not like I weaseled my way into a PF myth-farming group.

    So yeah, I can understand why people decide to quit or ignore endgame content after running into jerkbags like your WAR. Such a total lack of situational awareness mixed with unwarranted animosity. Bleh.

  8. #2668
    My Little Ixion
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    Aug 2007
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    8,016
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    FFXIV Character
    Olorin Bustyoas
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Ramuh

    Hooo boy, cross-posted from FB..


  9. #2669
    WASTE OF CURRENCY
    I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
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    9,065
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    FFXIV Character
    Izzy Izumi
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Phoenix
    WoW Realm
    Arthas

    http://puu.sh/eJ7KL/ebffa4a6f0.png

    RMT getting creative.

  10. #2670
    Lostbane
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    Jun 2006
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    3,052
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    7
    FFXIV Character
    Mexi Lostbane
    FFXIV Server
    Siren
    FFXI Server
    Shiva

    Spending an entire ST run with 2 PvPers on Conjurer and Arcanist who spent the run trolling alliance chat.

  11. #2671
    Strider/Doom/Cyclops
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    Viper Beam
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    Balmung
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    Quetzalcoatl

    I love doing group CT/ST runs on classes. Preferably with ridiculous hats. (although this was more effective before glamours)

  12. #2672
    Tom Wilson will never be good.
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    Zero Star
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    Hyperion
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    Ifrit

    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy View Post
    I'm waiting for the "resistance is futile, buy gil or we will assimilate you" line.

  13. #2673
    Relic Weapons
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    Sep 2013
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    Odin

    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy View Post
    Sounds like something you'd get from a fortune cookie. Except for the gil part.

  14. #2674
    Ridill
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    9

    Don't give them any ideas....

  15. #2675
    Relic Shield
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    Mar 2013
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    6
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    Waka Bo
    FFXIV Server
    Excalibur
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    The gil part is just like the lotto numbers on the back of the fortune

  16. #2676
    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    Aug 2005
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    Rocl Montaigne
    FFXIV Server
    Excalibur
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut
    WoW Realm
    Quel'Thalas

    Quote Originally Posted by 3.141592 View Post
    Sounds like something you'd get from a fortune cookie. Except for the gil part.
    i made that joke in fc before and no one laughed and people thought i was being RACIST

  17. #2677
    CoP Dynamis
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    Jul 2007
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    284
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    4
    FFXI Server
    Ragnarok

    not sure if it's a known already, but the new Emperor's New Robe glitches out your accessories when you wear/vanity it so they go through your armor

    Spoiler: show

    grabbed clunkiest looking gloves and ugly bracelets so it'll show more

  18. #2678
    Nidhogg
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    Apr 2007
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    This was too good not to share. I'm crafting HQ Twinthreads and one of them I get all lost in the craft while chatting on mumble and realize I'm at 10/40 durability with limited cp and only to stack 6/7 on inner quiet. I rumination and end up getting back into the craft only to rumination again, manipulation back into it, and then have to ruminations once again. All the while getting many tricks, hitting hasty touches and getting the craft to 91%. For an NQ. -_-


    Chat log because it was truly *just one of those crafts.*

    Spoiler: show
    You remove the following from your bag:
    3 lightning crystals
    2 crawler cocoons
    1 bottle of effervescent water

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 130.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 152.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 174.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Master's Mend
     Success!
     Durability increases by 30.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 196.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Careful Synthesis II
     Success!
     Progress increases by 57.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 219.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Master's Mend
     Success!
     Durability increases by 30.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 242.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Failure!
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Failure!
     Durability decreases by 10.

     50 CP recovered. (First Rumination)

    You use Master's Mend
     Success!
     Durability increases by 30.

    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.
    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.
    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 130.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 152.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 174.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.
     32 CP recovered. (Second Rumination)

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 130.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 152.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 174.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.
     32 CP recovered. (Third Rumination)
    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.
    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.
    You use Tricks of the Trade
     Success!
     20 CP recovered.

    You use Basic Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 130.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 130.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Hasty Touch
     Success!
     Quality increases by 130.
     Durability decreases by 10.

    You use Careful Synthesis II
     Success!
     Progress increases by 57.
     Durability decreases by 10.
    You synthesize a spindle of twinthread.

  19. #2679
    Relic Weapons
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    Sep 2013
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    Odin

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    i made that joke in fc before and no one laughed and people thought i was being RACIST
    That's rather harmless. Back when 1.0 was released I was running around exploring all the zones with my old LS. We ended up in Coerthas. Now, I'm Russian. We don't really have (or had, don't live there anymore) the whole "political correctness" thing, meaning most of the time I'm blunt as fuck about it. So yeah, we were sneaking through old Coerthas when suddenly we saw a couple of Ornery Caracul and I being me went "Lol nigga sheep" in Skype. There was grave silence for about 2-3 seconds. Enough time for me to realize what exactly I just said and since I saw no better way to get out of the situation, I added "... I'm not racist". Luckily for me ppl took it with humour, laughed about it and kept rubbing it in for next 1,5 years or so.
    Some memories of my own fail.

  20. #2680
    Relic Horn
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    Nmtd Natlhom
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    Coeurl

    Quote Originally Posted by Airenn View Post
    I'm crafting HQ Twinthreads and one of them I get all lost in the craft while chatting
    This is why you use macros to auto-HQ 1 and 2-star shit.

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