Random Fail: your words are false

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2015-01-10 22:11

Random WP. WHM is i50ish. Tank is a Nexus + full Ironworks WAR. He makes big pulls anyways. We manage fine until last pull before Tonberry King. He goes halfway to the end, turns around for some reason, doesn't hit the mobs he didn't grab when he does this, and tries to run to the end with 1/4th his HP left and mobs hitting the WHM. He dies, we all die.

Enter:

How quick to anger, some are.

**Judai** · 2015-01-10 23:16

they prolly don't even know what your title means :/

**Deathbringer** · 2015-01-11 07:50

All I see is rata doing his thing with well-timed macros

**Ratatapa** · 2015-01-11 08:18

It was luck lol wasn't planned like that

**Kirbyprime** · 2015-01-11 11:12

Should have been in the praise thread for that timing

**Alistaire** · 2015-01-16 07:02

Originally Posted by Deathbringer

All I see is rata doing his thing with well-timed macros

Would've been well-timed if it was in party chat.

**Eeeks** · 2015-01-16 16:17

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

Random WP. WHM is i50ish. Tank is a Nexus + full Ironworks WAR. He makes big pulls anyways. We manage fine until last pull before Tonberry King. He goes halfway to the end, turns around for some reason, doesn't hit the mobs he didn't grab when he does this, and tries to run to the end with 1/4th his HP left and mobs hitting the WHM. He dies, we all die.

On a similar note, I had the misfortune of dinging my 1st 50 (WHM) when mythflox farming blew up. There I was, in something like i58 - i63 gear, like a sad Bambi in oncoming traffic every time expert roulette landed on brayflox hm. Without fail, at least one /angry or /disgust emote was directed at me, like it was my fault that I needed tomes to buy i90 equipment and darklight to patch holes in my gearset. It was fucking DF anyways, it's not like I weaseled my way into a PF myth-farming group.

So yeah, I can understand why people decide to quit or ignore endgame content after running into jerkbags like your WAR. Such a total lack of situational awareness mixed with unwarranted animosity. Bleh.

**Olo401** · 2015-01-18 09:33

Hooo boy, cross-posted from FB..

**Izzy** · 2015-01-19 04:10

http://puu.sh/eJ7KL/ebffa4a6f0.png

RMT getting creative.

**Eldelphia** · 2015-01-19 17:01

Spending an entire ST run with 2 PvPers on Conjurer and Arcanist who spent the run trolling alliance chat.

**Spider-Dan** · 2015-01-19 17:22

I love doing group CT/ST runs on classes. Preferably with ridiculous hats. (although this was more effective before glamours)

**Judai** · 2015-01-19 19:28

Originally Posted by Izzy

http://puu.sh/eJ7KL/ebffa4a6f0.png

RMT getting creative.

I'm waiting for the "resistance is futile, buy gil or we will assimilate you" line.

**3.141592** · 2015-01-21 09:54

Originally Posted by Izzy

http://puu.sh/eJ7KL/ebffa4a6f0.png

RMT getting creative.

Sounds like something you'd get from a fortune cookie. Except for the gil part.

**Niiro** · 2015-01-21 10:28

Don't give them any ideas....

**Shaano** · 2015-01-21 10:33

The gil part is just like the lotto numbers on the back of the fortune

**Rocl** · 2015-01-21 12:14

Originally Posted by 3.141592

Sounds like something you'd get from a fortune cookie. Except for the gil part.

i made that joke in fc before and no one laughed and people thought i was being RACIST

**Chronosphere** · 2015-01-21 18:12

not sure if it's a known already, but the new Emperor's New Robe glitches out your accessories when you wear/vanity it so they go through your armor

Spoiler: show

**Airenn** · 2015-01-21 21:10

This was too good not to share. I'm crafting HQ Twinthreads and one of them I get all lost in the craft while chatting on mumble and realize I'm at 10/40 durability with limited cp and only to stack 6/7 on inner quiet. I rumination and end up getting back into the craft only to rumination again, manipulation back into it, and then have to ruminations once again. All the while getting many tricks, hitting hasty touches and getting the craft to 91%. For an NQ. -_-

Chat log because it was truly *just one of those crafts.*

Spoiler: show

**3.141592** · 2015-01-22 07:25

Originally Posted by Rocl

i made that joke in fc before and no one laughed and people thought i was being RACIST

That's rather harmless. Back when 1.0 was released I was running around exploring all the zones with my old LS. We ended up in Coerthas. Now, I'm Russian. We don't really have (or had, don't live there anymore) the whole "political correctness" thing, meaning most of the time I'm blunt as fuck about it. So yeah, we were sneaking through old Coerthas when suddenly we saw a couple of Ornery Caracul and I being me went "Lol nigga sheep" in Skype. There was grave silence for about 2-3 seconds. Enough time for me to realize what exactly I just said and since I saw no better way to get out of the situation, I added "... I'm not racist". Luckily for me ppl took it with humour, laughed about it and kept rubbing it in for next 1,5 years or so.
Some memories of my own fail.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2015-01-22 08:36

Originally Posted by Airenn

I'm crafting HQ Twinthreads and one of them I get all lost in the craft while chatting

This is why you use macros to auto-HQ 1 and 2-star shit.

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