Random Fail: your words are false

**Taruina** · 2013-12-14 01:27

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

Had a PLD do that to me on Aiatar as well while I was on SCH. Got hit with every attack he possibly could. I don;t think he dodged more than 2. I was actually running low on MP by the end and we used Limit Break twice.

That is painful, but honestly isn't as painful as this sorry excuse for a DF group for The Stone Vigil. PLD zones in and states that he's seen the video and is a level 50, so we should follow his command; note: he's in full AF1 and is stuck on a level 41 dungeon...

Long story short, after the party ate every AoE imaginable for over an hour of pure self-inflicted harm, I screamed and ragequit the dungeon.

EDIT: did i mention me and the PLD duoed the two bosses?

**Elcura** · 2013-12-14 09:29

This was a PLD I found in Titan DF. I was mostly there to fuck around and play the Titan drinking game, but this PLD impressed me.

**Chamaan** · 2013-12-14 21:45

*stares at that pld*

...

*salutes* You've done it. By Lucifer's beard you've done it.

**Fondue** · 2013-12-14 23:03

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...479b9eb586.jpg

this guy got caster hands :^)

**Limlight** · 2013-12-15 08:52

Originally Posted by Niiro

Stories like that make me hugely appreciate my static.

I can't imagine doing Coil with PUGs, and I'm actually pretty patient (I frequently join PUG Titan shouts because the fight is fun and WP is fucking dull).

can't agree more

**Ratatapa** · 2013-12-15 11:04

Originally Posted by Fondue

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...479b9eb586.jpg

this guy got caster hands :^)

could be worse

**Taruina** · 2013-12-15 12:18

Originally Posted by Fondue

Spoiler: show

this guy got caster hands :^)

If it makes you feel better, he's getting nerfed

**Karbuncle** · 2013-12-15 13:08

He looks decent? I mean full Darklight, Relic, and a single out of place ring that at least somewhat benefits his class... (though I don't know his other accessories by looking at them)

It could be that he has no Relic armor for his job but I mean, aren't people bragging about gearing alt jobs in coil at this point?

It could definitely be a lot worse...

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2013-12-15 13:19

Wearing a MND ring on SMN is about as useful as wearing a DEX ring on DRG. Yeah it's just one ring but it's a pretty big derp for Coil.

**Elcura** · 2013-12-15 13:51

Or he could be like my PLD who has no secondary VIT ring so I just use STR lol. Pretty sure most jobs have this problem, except like DRG and MNK.

**gaogaostegosaurus** · 2013-12-15 16:34

You could, like, wear the 49 ring

**Elcura** · 2013-12-15 16:40

Originally Posted by gaogaostegosaurus

You could, like, wear the 49 ring

That requires giving a fuck.

**gaogaostegosaurus** · 2013-12-15 17:17

Originally Posted by Elcura

That requires giving a fuck.

Well geeze why'd you bother wearing the first ring or any other accessories then, your fucks given are already so numerous

Anyway, isn't this entire thread a bunch of people who don't give a fuck getting posted by people who do for one reason or another? Well and the occasional, "holy crap they are either trolling us or are just simply too stupid to breathe."

I know I'm in here for those, none of this single ring nonsense

**Elcura** · 2013-12-15 17:21

I agree, I didn't post the single ring thing since I get it. I wouldn't do it for my main, but any other job is fair game if you don't really care about it.

**Valacirca** · 2013-12-17 02:39

I... guess this goes here. I love looking through deviantArt for terrible shit like this.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ro-d6ucd8t.jpg

**Karbuncle** · 2013-12-17 03:17

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

Wearing a MND ring on SMN is about as useful as wearing a DEX ring on DRG. Yeah it's just one ring but it's a pretty big derp for Coil.

Well, I guess in some small defense, it does have spell speed, and to a lesser extent Piety. Either way i know its derp but still seems a little bit nitpicky.

... also I don't even want to know about the above picture.

**gaogaostegosaurus** · 2013-12-17 04:27

Originally Posted by Valacirca

I... guess this goes here. I love looking through deviantArt for terrible shit like this.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ro-d6ucd8t.jpg

I lol'd pretty hard, I'll admit it

**xopher** · 2013-12-18 10:18

Do you still lol when you realize this was made for someone to jack off to?

Fucking vores, man.

**Corrderio** · 2013-12-18 14:42

I'll never understand why the digestive process is a turn-on for some people.

**gaogaostegosaurus** · 2013-12-18 17:02

Originally Posted by xopher

Do you still lol when you realize this was made for someone to jack off to?

Fucking vores, man.

Whaaaaauuuut.

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