Random Fail: your words are false

**fren.** · 2013-12-31 23:31

Wiped five fucking times to ADS in T1. (2 BRD/2 MNK/2 PLD), other BRD didn't have a silence macro and missed the first two until I reminded about voltage. Monks would consistently get nailed by AoE's and after about the fourth wipe one of them tells me: "You can handle the silence rotation on your own. wat) I ragequit and just went offline.

**Taruina** · 2014-01-01 04:46

FC member told me to join a t1 pickup on my main, since I wasn't on for their 1-3 run. I get in and they're already at snake, which saves me from having to deal with any herp on the first ADS, because interrupts are so hard. The party leader, a DRG named Khimari Ronso, decides to eat every hood swipe and tail cleave from the snake. On second attempt, he doesn't realize that he was supposed to limit break the living snake, while the rest of the party zerged down the OT's snake. We ask him if this is his first time on the snake, he responds that this is the turn he is least experienced with. Just wut. He then dies again after we go step by step on what he needs to do, says in /p "I have failed you all," and zones out of the instance. I don't think I've laughed so hard at a ragequit in my life.

Also tank and MNK shit for everyone.

**Deuce** · 2014-01-01 05:38

Originally Posted by fren.

Wiped five fucking times to ADS in T1. (2 BRD/2 MNK/2 PLD), other BRD didn't have a silence macro and missed the first two until I reminded about voltage. Monks would consistently get nailed by AoE's and after about the fourth wipe one of them tells me: "You can handle the silence rotation on your own. wat) I ragequit and just went offline.

At least you didn't wipe to T1 ADS because the tank forgot Shield Oath, for probably the millionth time I might add, and then missed their rotation on silence later on to complete their fuckup.

Also, as much as I want to beat T5 after having T4 on farm for at least 6 weeks, I think I'll have to come to terms with the fact it won't happen. Half our group seems incapable of grasping Fireball/Conflag mechanics and to add to it said half of the group barely seems interested in doing the fight at all, which means we rarely get any serious practice time on it.

**FHT** · 2014-01-01 08:55

Originally Posted by Taruina

The party leader, a DRG named Khimari Ronso, decides to eat every hood swipe and tail cleave from the snake.

Oh cmon... he was just trying to learn these 2 attacks hard...

**Leadleaf** · 2014-01-01 09:04

He should just use Lancet then.

**Niiro** · 2014-01-01 10:52

Originally Posted by Taruina

He then dies again after we go step by step on what he needs to do, says in /p "I have failed you all," and zones out of the instance. I don't think I've laughed so hard at a ragequit in my life.

That's not a ragequite, that's an ashamed quit.

A terrible player that knows they're terrible and leaves is infinitely preferable to just regular old terrible that perpetually drags a group down.

**shidobu** · 2014-01-01 13:16

Duty Roulette as a tank for WP
Group is totally entry lvl gear except the bard that has mix of DL / toxte & ifrits bow. Cambria
Takes for ever to kill stuff notice the bard is just spamming windbite because the debuff icon never dropped below 15 seconds. Call him out on it, tells me to shove it hes "watching an odin fight and not paying attention".

We get to the 2nd boss and this happens

evidently im a jerk for handing out advice

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2014-01-01 13:47

Didn't you hear man? Healers aren't DPS :V

**Valacirca** · 2014-01-02 10:31

**AoE** · 2014-01-02 10:33

So romantic.

**Andradi** · 2014-01-02 13:15

I absolutely don't get how something like this could happen.

Not really related, but managed to get 3 totally awful CT groups in a row. One limped to the finish line with 15 minutes to go after wiping on every single boss, another just quit at the bone dragon because the whole thing was already falling apart, and this final one had a wipe in the very first pool!

**Jem** · 2014-01-02 14:35

Originally Posted by Andradi

I absolutely don't get how something like this could happen.

Not really related, but managed to get 3 totally awful CT groups in a row. One limped to the finish line with 15 minutes to go after wiping on every single boss, another just quit at the bone dragon because the whole thing was already falling apart, and this final one had a wipe in the very first pool!

Wasn't my alliance but one of the other alliances in a CT run the other day was 2 PLD, 2 WHM, 4 BRD.

**Crumpet** · 2014-01-02 17:15

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...0bda377f00.jpg

Careful when tanking for this guy when he's on SMN. He has 400dps.

**Corrderio** · 2014-01-03 00:06

Originally Posted by shidobu

-snip-

Wow, holy crap. And I thought I had bad people in DFs.

**Judai** · 2014-01-03 03:50

Originally Posted by Crumpet

[IMG/]http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/images/52c5e25fa068d60bda377f00.jpg[/IMG]

Careful when tanking for this guy when he's on SMN. He has 400dps.

Someone is a liar..

Titan book, DL Pants/Ear, CT Feet... doesn't look full i90 to me. (no twin achievement either omg)

Yea, I was bored.

**Korialstrasz** · 2014-01-03 04:52

Had another DRG in Ifrit DF tonight (Looch Dragonheart in the screenshot) which was that extra special kind of stupid that puts you at a loss of words.

He never used heavy thrust, phlebotomize, impulse drive, disembowel, or chaos thrust. I eventually call him out on it, so he starts using heavy thrust, which he's now fucking chaining with ring of thorns. He didn't do it just once either, that was his new rotation until we told him to stop it. He never used the others either, so I can only assume he hasn't actually done his job quests.

There was a ton of other WTFuckery, such as multiple healer LB3 per fight etc, but this guy... wow, just wow. I offered to help at the end, but he knows what he's doing apparently.

Grabbed a bit of the convo near the end.

Spoiler: show

Other fails of the night:

I'm a map and a chest.

Queued for an in progress CT. What's the worst I could get?

Bomb boss before King Behemor apparently.

Edit: Tossing in a 10 add Garuda HM for good measure. Didn't even know that was possible. Random win is the fact we somehow 1 shot it.

**Crumpet** · 2014-01-03 12:38

Originally Posted by Judai

Someone is a liar..

http://bucket.bluegartr.com/8230cae3...e8ae9957d4.jpg

Titan book, DL Pants/Ear, CT Feet... doesn't look full i90 to me. (no twin achievement either omg)

Yea, I was bored.

lmao thanks for finding this for me, He refused to show me his SMN afterwards (we're on the same server) and just kept saying his alts were better geared than my ilvl 88 MNK. This is gonna be a good way to shut him the fuck up. Has the mentality of a 12 year old also.

**Dammerung** · 2014-01-03 15:56

Yesterday

And again today

Someone's bitter!

Also fail: so many comments don't say what the party is for just say "exp required!!" instead of "Garuda Ex - exp required!! (but by exp required I mean this is my first run so please carry me".

**Taruina** · 2014-01-03 17:31

Originally Posted by Dammerung

-snip-

Not seeing the first as much of a fail. He's just being an obvious troll and possibly making a statement about i80 for extreme modes.

But the other "farms"...you're dead on lol.

**AoE** · 2014-01-03 17:54

Originally Posted by Dammerung

Yesterday

And again today

Someone's bitter!

Also fail: so many comments don't say what the party is for just say "exp required!!" instead of "Garuda Ex - exp required!! (but by exp required I mean this is my first run so please carry me".

Looks like someone is on Sargantanas!

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