Random Fail: your words are false

[The Stig]

I queued up for a Hard Mode Titan last night.

Got into a group of randoms naturally.

One of which was http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...racter/501484/

Unsure if it was really him, I began asking him all sorts of questions and whether he was refilming his videos from a tank POV. BG linkshell was also giving me an increasing list of (negative) things to say to him as well lol
He ignored all of my questions;

We proceeded to beat Titan with me (dps), him (WAR tank), MNK and a WHM post heart, the other 4 dead and weren't raised (they died very shortly after heart died). Took a tad long but it was worth it to see cries of happiness from the 4 dead guys.

[Rocl]

Judging by this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wQ6CDsN0Ps it's really him haha

[Seravi Edalborez]

I think I found a PLD that has been in a time machine.

AK, AF1 PLD announces he doing speed run pulls. Even with buffs/Hallowed he only makes it about around the 2nd Dullahan. He returns despite me/SMN still being alive so he runs back and dies again. Then he pulls from there to the boss door.



He immediately quits before I can say "just... do normal pulls man". I don't even know.

Also fail on me for not remembering how long this game has been out.

[BerenTebogo]

The chatlog.

I don't even.

[Dotsudoku]

HE FUCKING LOST

[Angeleus]

I'm high, drunk and can't still find that post hilarious... Unless, we are making fun of people typing skillz...

[ZarakiKujata]

Found this guy a few minutes ago.

Spoiler: show

[Kirbyprime]

I know lol, who puts +7 control into a weapon

[Angeleus]

[Wulfgang]

I'm high, drunk and can't still find that post hilarious... Unless, we are making fun of people typing skillz...

WHM upset SMN didn't sleep WAR. SMN can't sleep.

[Mifaco]

Looks like someone wiped one too many times...
He originally didn't have a dungeon specified, lol

[SamanosukeShiva]

JP ONRY

[3.141592]

Looks like someone wiped one too many times...
He originally didn't have a dungeon specified, lol

Joined an Ifrit ex group with a message like this. The leader was a Blm, who kept dying on every single erruption. It's annoying that you can't votekick from prebuild groups :/

[orinthia]

Found this guy a few minutes ago.

Spoiler: show

Oh, I saw that weapon on the marketboard. It was pretty cheap, like 1.2k. i was lvling blm so I kept looking what was up for it. Obviously some dude was stupid, melded it, figured out he was retarded and put it up, or it was some remnant from 1.0 and the guy chose stupid materia for it.

[Drac]

I figured he was gonna spiritbind it since he has HQ accessories too, maybe make some money while leveling

[Niiro]

It has to be a remnant from 1.0, you can't meld TIV materia to an item that low anymore.

[Mithral]

Joined a garuda farm party trying to get a ring for my BRD. It was set to i80, but the guy who made the party, a SCH, was wearing strategos and shit, which should have been the first red flag. He started having MP problems and told me to ballad, which I did. Afterwards, I asked why he was even having MP problems and he started telling me that I was a bad BRD, play my job right, blahblahblah. So we try again, he still has MP problems, and his tank dies. So I leave and call him terrible, obviously. His friend then tells me this.

The SCH himself then tells me that he clears coil T5 every week and that I'll get better sooner or later.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...acter/5870018/
Doubtful, lol

[Drac]

Didn't notice the materia tier on the wand lol

[Elcura]

Random fail in Titan Ex.

Mostly FC party, but we require randoms (funfunfun). The first WHM we trolled into dying because somehow casting Stoneskin 5 minutes after entering right as we pull is "not waiting", the WHM says this and my FC tank just replies "What's stoneskin?" which clearly offends the WHM so much that he starts typing, gets landslided and leaves in disgrace. The last thing we saw from him was "NOPE." Didn't even get to the 2nd Landslide. Some people really suck at taking a joke.

So we get a few more replacements and eventually we need a tank. We get a tank who doesn't do amazingly at first, but soon gets better. We replace a couple more people (another healer and a DPS) and have a super smooth run (barring a retarded/random death) all the way up until Superbombs where upon reaching, the main tank decides he doesn't know what to do and dies to 2 bombs blowing up (as well as Geocrush at the same time). We raise the tank asap, struggle and eventually wipe. The tank asks finally what he should have done at that point. There's literally only 1 thing worse than what he did and mostly anything else would've been better.

At that point I called it in stitches and decided I needed a break and leave. The new members start bitching at me and I explain how long the tank has had to ask these questions, how we asked for experienced people and how poor his decision was at the end.

Fun times.

[Taruina]

Joined a Titan ex pug this afternoon, already got my clear for the week and saw they only needed a whm. The PF says "experienced only" and has an ilvl84 requirement. SCH is all sorts of "no" with how he's prepping MBs and tulmuts. The PLD decides to run in the middle of the 2/3rd bombs in p2 and blames being generally terrible and blames lag on eating every bomb. They then for the post heart phase, decide to not move Titan on the edge so me and a dps get knocked off for upheaval and the rest of the group trapped in the sludge. Party leader then decided to not break the tether for their gaol, causing an inevitable wipe. I am never running this shit without my semi-static ppl again.