Random Fail: your words are false

[Edelweiss]

Welcome to /vg/'s XIV General, where closet furries and catpeople shitpost.

[Shaano]

Dude freaked out that healers were in clerics at the start of the fight, queue'd with a friend through trials and they were sch, more than geared. Told them to look at their gear, calm the fuck down and go afk with their low dps.

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...5c0b8b3aaf.jpg

Best part was

[9:50](Goddess Chaosfairy) you think you're all that dont you my healer is 105.

[Grey Jorildyn]

Not sure when the last time they updated their character profile was but it says "WHM ilvl 86 Looking for a serious static group".

Serious static group. No noobs guys.

[Shaano]

VIT ring/wrist as well. I'm sure they carried all the other DPS easily

[Baelfael]

Being it someone who just leveled the job, I wouldn't expect it to be fully geared/know the job in and out, so as I told you on GW, gg on your worthless SS. There's also a definitive line between, "freaked out," and asking about Cleric's Stance being up at the beginning of a fight.

[Dammerung]

Being it someone who just leveled the job, I wouldn't expect it to be fully geared/know the job in and out, so as I told you on GW, gg on your worthless SS. There's also a definitive line between, "freaked out," and asking about Cleric's Stance being up at the beginning of a fight.

No, wearing VIT accessories on MNK is always wrong, period.

Also for someone with all crafts at 50, wearing anything less than HQ i70 is just pure lazy.

[Baelfael]

No, wearing VIT accessories on MNK is always wrong, period.

Also for someone with all crafts at 50, wearing anything less than HQ i70 is just pure lazy.

Never said it wasn't wrong, but good try.

[Taruina]

Never said it wasn't wrong, but good try.

At least you're in the right thread :3

[Kaixin]

I mean, the only thing we really see in that SS is some shitty (but class appropriate, save 1 bracelet) gear and "low dps my ass." The rest could literally be made up. And if not made up, the story presented allegedly goes:

1) MNK: why are healers in cleric stance?
2) Waka: look at their gear calm the fuck down go afk with your low dps

Sometimes, the fails presented make me think they've been needlessly escalated. You also can't queue for trials roulette with a friend so not sure what to make of that.

[Grey Jorildyn]

Well you're forgetting:

3) "my healer is 105" <- do I need to point out this implies they run coil and have 110 gear/weapon to hit this figure?

Which may be a lie, and if it isn't, could imply that this person is a bad healer because they have no idea:

A) that in ifrit trial you don't actually need full healing power to survive anyway
B) of the benefit that cleric stance brings to the whole raid when used properly cuz
C) they suck

Oh and you CAN queue for Trials with a friend, you just don't know how I guess

[Kaixin]

Oh and you CAN queue for Trials with a friend, you just don't know how I guess

guess not!

[BerenTebogo]

Plz to teach.

[Cutriss]

VIT ring/wrist as well. I'm sure they carried all the other DPS easily

Obviously they needed all that VIT gear since your healing sucked CUZ YOU USE CLERICS

(lol)

Plz to teach.

Guessing they're referring to playing "Go Fish" with Duty Finder. One person queues the desired duty usually in a specific language, the other enters Roulette in the same language, if duty pops for both, they compare notes and make sure they're in the same party before entering or something.

[Baelfael]

I mean, the only thing we really see in that SS is some shitty (but class appropriate, save 1 bracelet) gear and "low dps my ass." The rest could literally be made up. And if not made up, the story presented allegedly goes:

1) MNK: why are healers in cleric stance?
2) Waka: look at their gear calm the fuck down go afk with your low dps

Sometimes, the fails presented make me think they've been needlessly escalated. You also can't queue for trials roulette with a friend so not sure what to make of that.

Needlessly escalated is exactly what it is.

[Grey Jorildyn]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c85a...1c1ee2a926.jpg

[Ratatapa]

waka is good to escalate shit

[Serenseven]

It's Ifrit HM, who the fuck cares? I personally like seeing how many dead bodies I can stack up in the middle of the arena before winning.

[Kaiyoko]

Ifrit HM is the best to subtly troll by building resist the whole fight so you can see the newbies squirm and die to eruptions lol.

[Buffy]

Titan EX:

[Ratatapa]

Wiped on first 2h because people didnt use the machine

I did pretty bad DPS there but still


edit : iirc MNK and DRG had animus



edit 2nd PT