2013-2014 NHL Season Thread: EVERY GOALIE MUST BE TRADED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Palin]

amusing facts:

NJ is in 27th, and have yet to win a game this season. They are ahead of BUF, EDM, and PHI.
Also, because NJ really REALLY wanted to pick 29th overall in the 2012 draft, they are well on their way to losing a top 5 pic in the 2014 draft.

But but but Matteau!

Grandpa Lou is lousing it.

[Glowstickthetaru]

Huh. As pointed out in DGB's latest Grantland post, Don Cherry isn't in the HHOF. How is that even possible?

Also when talking about MLB vs NHL in October:

Opposed: Hey, I haven't really been following the games. What is your final four?

In Favor: It's L.A. against St. Louis, and Detroit against Boston.

Opposed: Really? Um, we were kind of planning to do those matchups, too, this year.

[Callisto]

Maybe because he's a racist sociopath when you aren't Canadian

[Glowstickthetaru]

Maybe because he's a racist sociopath when you aren't Canadian

I suppose I was more referring to his work with promoting women's hockey, and safety in kids hockey, and his whole iconic status in the culture.

[Richybear]

there are few things in life as depressing as having to root for a mediocre hockey team.

It's more depressing when you have to think "if we win the rest of this month out, we're bumped up in the mix with the mediocre teams!"

[bori]

So now I'm confused: going back to the topic of Hall's 2 goals in 8 seconds and breaking Gretzky's record...

What about Gerbe with 2 goals in 5 seconds? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTDCjVzPsZo

Am I missing something here?

EDIT: Perhaps in Oilers history?

[Callisto]

Hall broke the Oilers' team record, not the NHL one, that's 4 seconds.

[bluefan]

Hall broke the Oilers' team record, not the NHL one, that's 4 seconds.

So in other words...

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...3561940499.gif

[Thoronas]

Don't know if this has been posted before but I love it.



Looking forward to tomorrows game against the Pens. See the battle of the mental unstable frenchie goaltenders.

[BadKarma]

And now we know why the Sabres suck

They dance in practice instead of hockey
http://instagram.com/p/fnXIIVgXvd/#









jk, team building exercises are awesome and fucking hilarious

[Aksannyi]

And now we know why the Sabres suck

They dance in practice instead of hockey
http://instagram.com/p/fnXIIVgXvd/#

Wow and they suck at that too.


Though it did look fun.

[Glowstickthetaru]

Looking forward to tomorrows game against the Pens. See the battle of the mental unstable frenchie goaltenders.

ooh, and it's an early game. 1PM ET. Love when I get to watch hockey all day~

[bluefan]

I keep forgetting Luongo is from Quebec haha.

[Callisto]

And now we know why the Sabres suck

They dance in practice instead of hockey
http://instagram.com/p/fnXIIVgXvd/#









jk, team building exercises are awesome and fucking hilarious

okay lol that part wasn't in the quote of your post, I was gonna say

[Callisto]

Jesus christ whew, saw a headline about 'Foley passes away' and almost shit my pants before seeing it was Tom Foley

[Cail]

WELP

WELP to that whole page...

[Ratatapa]

5games for Lapierre a bit low

[Caiyuo]

Jesus christ whew, saw a headline about 'Foley passes away' and almost shit my pants before seeing it was Tom Foley

oh god

[NynJa]

5games for Lapierre a bit low

Made my prediction look really bad

OR
Shannahan saw mcleods hit and figured lapierres wasnt as bad?

[bori]

What spirit from the fans