2013-2014 NHL Season Thread: EVERY GOALIE MUST BE TRADED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Palin]

Nynja, shut the fuck up please.

[bluefan]

Nynja, shut the fuck up please.

Maybe we should steer the conversation to a new one before aunty Isla starts slapping us with a slipper.

Like...

How the Stars are last in the division and not the Jets.

[NynJa]

I'm okay with this, I guess Seguin is partying too hard in Dallas


I'd be pretty upset too if my two chosen teams were 13th in the east and 14th in the west and cant really trash talk back, right palin?

[Vaspinne]

I love this thread, we're barely even 10 games into the season and the camaraderie amongst us is fantastic, lol

[BadKarma]

Uh, I was one of the few people saying to get rid of Halak and keep price. NICE TRY BUDDY, TROLL HARDER

Dat caps rage

[bluefan]

I love this thread, we're barely even 10 games into the season and the camaraderie amongst us is fantastic, lol

On my list.

We are conference rivals now!....FOR THE TOILET CUP!

[Mote]

I am excited about Penguins-Avalanche tonight.

[Mote]

Do we have any Avs fans in hackey thread?

[NynJa]

Dont think so, I've chosen them as my west team (even if I now live in Calgary), due to
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/13...eal_medium.jpg

[Aksannyi]

Do we have any Avs fans in hackey thread?

Half the thread are Avs fans as long as they're playing the Pens, does that count? We got a lotta haters.

[bluefan]

I cheered on the Avs time to time growing up. Forsberg was just plain fun to watch when he wasn't injured.

[Cail]

Jesus christ, my tits weigh more than that lol

Lol can this be the new thread title

[bluefan]

:O

Did someone ninja edit my toilet cup comment?!

Whyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Palin]

I'm okay with this, I guess Seguin is partying too hard in Dallas


I'd be pretty upset too if my two chosen teams were 13th in the east and 14th in the west and cant really trash talk back, right palin?

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Yea Seguin sure is the problem in Dallas with those 10 points in 8 games. Couldn't be the absolutely atrocious play from our "veteran" defense or anything.

[Bregor]

So I'm all moved into my new place and my mother-in-law's visit is over and I am shocked to discover I'm really bad at fantasy hackey this season. Need goalies in pretty much every league, will trade forwards.

[NynJa]

and the habs have amazing veteran defense? you mean Josh Georges (who is actually an excellent Dman, but because his offsensive output is shit, no one notices), bionic Markov with his two knees that probably are no longer human tissue, Francois Bouillion whos heart and character helps make up for his skill. And then we have Raphael Diaz, with 90 NHL games played, Jarred Tinordi with all of 14 NHL games played, Nathan Beaulieu whos played all of 10 NHL career games...oh and this guy, with about 200 regular season NHL games played, which hardly qualifies as "veteran status":

Spoiler: show

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Also I'm pretty sure Seguin got 4 of those points in 1 game, lets be honest here, sure it makes his points per game more on par, but if you take that one game out, its 6 points in 7 Not that I'm saying 6 in 7 is bad, but thats still turning 1.25 down to 0.86

[Aragon of Odin]

Yes, but if you give him 4 points in another game, than it brings him from 1.25 up to 1.55

[Wulfgang]

you can actually notice putting on 8 pounds? My weight fluctuates by 3-6 pounds on a daily basis lol. Can be 230 one day, 236 the next, then back down to 233 without changing any daily regimens.

BK just mad his goalie is a celler dweller

I fluctuate between 178 and 185 daily; pretty standard if you're reasonably active. When I wrestled in HS, I could drop close 10-15 pounds of water weight in a 24 hour period to make weight. Never let your kids wrestle; most miserable sport ever.

Actually pulling for PIT today; COL non-terribleness is damaging the Perds' playoff hopes.

[Callisto]

unhydrating for weigh-in was the worst lol

kinda sad I'm out of the house tonight, all three games are kinda big and if you told me before the season that the two other than Wings/Sharks would be I would have laughed

[NynJa]

Suspension report:
mcleod 5 for kronwalling kronwall
Isles grabner gone 2 for an illegal hit to nathan gerbe, which to everyone else would be legal. But since we have no canes or isles fans here, no one cares