2013-2014 NHL Season Thread: EVERY GOALIE MUST BE TRADED, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Caiyuo]

haha, that shit is like 2 minutes longer than it needed to be purely to catch all the laughing

[Thoronas]

Joe Thornton on how to celebrate scoring 4 goals in one night.

Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said: “Shut up, have you ever played the game?”

When the press turned his way, he then added: “I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

Uhhhhhhhh

[bluefan]

Seriously?!

Hahaha, old man Thornton is losing it.

[Callisto]

They don't call him Jumbo for nothing

[Wulfgang]

Wait did Thornton really say that? Because that is fucking awesome

[Bregor]

Yup.

http://blogs.theprovince.com/2013/10...at-we-learned/

[KoalaTrap]

Big Joe Thornton, always looking for an excuse to masturbate.
The C on his jersey stands for chronic masturbater.

[Thoronas]

I don't see how anyone is going to top that quote this year.

[KoalaTrap]

Carpeting 2 Officials 0

[Bregor]

2014 NHL Playoff Thread: "I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it."

[Wulfgang]

Carpeting 2 Officials 0

Hahaha what the fuck at the first official. The second one kind of makes sense as he's sort of looking to the right as he turns left. The first one just plows into it going like mach 2.

[Wulfgang]

And Big Joe is #1 on Twitter right now. That reporter will never get an interview with a player ever again; hilarious, but I can't imagine Big Joe actually wanted that published in any fashion.

[Cail]

I can barely find real hockey fans in DC. Caps fans are the worst; cowbells and half of them only seem to know one player on their own roster (#8 obv).

Hey fuck you buddy

[KoalaTrap]

Try living in North Carolina. I stopped at a gas station after Sunday's game in my Canes jersey and the clerk was like, "Hurricanes, that's hockey right?"

[Glowstickthetaru]

Dustin Penner had a good response to the Thornton quote:

Dustin Penner ‏@Dustinpenner25

When Jumbo Joe Thornton scores next game I hope they play Billy Squiers "Stroke Me"

Edit: Also Ben Scrivens:

Ben Scrivens ‏@scrivens_30

Someone tell jumbo the new NHL tuck rule bans uptucks too.

[Ratatapa]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...ct-the-league/


Caps tame your coach!!!

[Vaspinne]

Jason Botchford (the guy who reported the Joe Thorton quote, he works for the Vancouver Province) got reamed out by the other reporters and former players on TSN today, lol. He usually does a "Studs and Duds" segment that I really like. But it was funny watching him try to keep face while Pierre Lebrun and others were like "I wouldn't have reported that, and none of the other 20 reporters in the locker room reported it. Dick move". (Of course I'm ad libbing a bit)

[Izzy]

If we lose tonight, Buffalo is going to want someone's head.

[bori]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

[bori]

Who the fuck is this singer, where's my Rancourt, wtf