2013 MLB Postseason Thread: I AM PUMPED FOR THIS RANGERS LOSS

**Xajii** · 2013-10-10 23:01

Originally Posted by elison

Why? Fluke team finally lost? Totally happy with the outcome.. Tigers are a much better team. Tigers vs Boston is going to be a fucking amazing series.

lol. no it isn't. the red sox are going to go 2012 giants on the tigers' outmatched asses.

and I hate that that's true, but it is.

**Melena** · 2013-10-11 00:27

Originally Posted by elison

Why? Fluke team finally lost? Totally happy with the outcome.. Tigers are a much better team. Tigers vs Boston is going to be a fucking amazing series.

Yea real fluke team to win the AL West two years in a row? You must be pants on head retarded or something.

Well I hate the dodgers, hate the red sox so I'm pretty confident that will be our world series now. Only plus side if that happens is Joebuck ccan't give the cardinals on air blow jobs like he normally does.

**elison** · 2013-10-11 01:02

Originally Posted by Melena

Yea real fluke team to win the AL West two years in a row? You must be pants on head retarded or something.

Well I hate the dodgers, hate the red sox so I'm pretty confident that will be our world series now. Only plus side if that happens is Joebuck ccan't give the cardinals on air blow jobs like he normally does.

oh yeah, considering that's as far as they've gotten two years in a row with a ton of help with pathetic September collapses from the Rangers in both of those seasons, yeah, i'm really pants on head retarded. keep on keeping on.

doesn't matter though, dodgers are taking this WS in 7 games.

**Kalmado** · 2013-10-11 06:30

It was nice to see Verlander throw a gem and overall it was a good series. I hope to see a great series between Det and Bos. Dodgers better win. That's all I got!

**Melena** · 2013-10-11 09:56

Originally Posted by elison

oh yeah, considering that's as far as they've gotten two years in a row with a ton of help with pathetic September collapses from the Rangers in both of those seasons, yeah, i'm really pants on head retarded. keep on keeping on.

doesn't matter though, dodgers are taking this WS in 7 games.

Do you even look at stats. I'm on my phone so I can't post exact numbers but they were one of the top run scoring teams and above the middle of the pack on team era. So yes you are pants on head retarded, especially if you think the Tigers redsox series will be competitive when they will only get one start each from scherzer and verlander and your best hitter isn't even at 60%

**Bregor** · 2013-10-11 10:20

Go Detroit and LA I guess

**Melena** · 2013-10-11 11:07

So yea, as I thought, Elison is a fucking retard. Tied for third best record in majors, 4th in Runs, 8th in OBP, 4th in SLG, 14th in BA, 7th in ERA 3rd in WHIP, 4th in BAA. Yea that's a fluke team right there.

**Pringles** · 2013-10-11 11:51

Wake up to a text from my mother at 5:30am "would you look at that, my Tigers are in the ALCS and your precious Yankees are setting up tee times."

Never have I ever wanted to root for Boston more than I do right now.

**Melena** · 2013-10-11 12:19

Is disowning or murder an option lol?

**archibaldcrane** · 2013-10-11 12:33

Originally Posted by IssacVS

Wake up to a text from my mother at 5:30am "would you look at that, my Tigers are in the ALCS and your precious Yankees are setting up tee times."

Never have I ever wanted to root for Boston more than I do right now.

How did such an awesome woman raise a Yankee-loving faggot?

**Pringles** · 2013-10-11 13:09

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

How did such an awesome woman raise a Yankee-loving faggot?

She made the mistake of taking me to a Yankees-Orioles game when I was 7 that her co-worker gave her tickets to. Became a fan that day and have been since.

When the Tigers knocked the Yankees out last season in the ALCS I had to ignore her phone calls for a week.

**elison** · 2013-10-11 20:20

Originally Posted by Melena

So yea, as I thought, Elison is a fucking retard. Tied for third best record in majors, 4th in Runs, 8th in OBP, 4th in SLG, 14th in BA, 7th in ERA 3rd in WHIP, 4th in BAA. Yea that's a fluke team right there.

Again, grats on getting to the ALDS two years in a row and choking. No, that's not fluke at all. Maybe next year they'll take it in 5 and lose in 4 in the ALCS. Eventually they'll get to the WS I guess.

**archibaldcrane** · 2013-10-11 20:25

It's only a choke if you were expected to win. No one expected the A's to get past the Tigers.

**elison** · 2013-10-11 20:47

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

It's only a choke if you were expected to win. No one expected the A's to get past the Tigers.

He obviously did, lol

**archibaldcrane** · 2013-10-11 23:11

Lol, nice non-tag Molina. All forearm.

**Melena** · 2013-10-12 00:03

Originally Posted by elison

He obviously did, lol

Was hoping for a win in 5. So two years is a choke? What does that make Atlanta then? Seriously, you seem to have your lips completely wrapped around Detroit's dick more than Archi with AR12 and Braun

Also, saying they are not a fluke means they were favored? Again, I stand by the fact you are pants on head fucking retarded.

Also where were you during the regular season or are you just here cause of playoffs and bandwagoning?

And second edit cause really wtf your retardery/trolling actually is making my head hurt. So it's a choke to lose in '12 to the best team in the AL in 5 games then lose to an equally matched team in 5 games again?

**Headspace** · 2013-10-12 08:16

Isn't Elison a Rangers fan? In here talking about choking lmao

**Cail** · 2013-10-12 08:19

Originally Posted by Headspace

Isn't Elison a Rangers fan? In here talking about choking lmao

I thought the same

**Viq** · 2013-10-12 10:28

Curt Schilling: The gift that keeps giving.

Former Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is holding an estate sale at his former Massachusetts home featuring everything from sofas and a Hummer golf cart to towels and a Santa suit.

http://boston.com/news/local/massach...RJL/story.html

**archibaldcrane** · 2013-10-12 10:43

Originally Posted by Headspace

Isn't Elison a Rangers fan? In here talking about choking lmao

i was about to say

i figured i must have mistaken his fan loyalty because i thought there was no way someone could be that obviously moronic

lesson learned - never underestimate the idiocy of texans

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