2013-14 NFL Week 6: Profound Sadness Edition starring the NFC East

[Omnipotent]

Gotta beat out Jacksonville for the #1 pick bro

[Mertron]

I'm out in what is essentially a NY area wearing an eagles hat and the stares I'm getting are delicious

[nayaminfenrir]

I'm out in what is essentially a NY area wearing an eagles hat and the stares I'm getting are delicious

Maybe it's not the hat that's being noticed, maybe you're a hunk. Did you ever consider that?!? Hmmmm?!?!

[Omnipotent]

I'm out in what is essentially a NY area wearing an eagles hat and the stares I'm getting are delicious

My friend went to the last NY vs PHI game with a PHI Jersey with Dodge on the back. COOL STORY OMNI

[Tajin]

Giants so bad.

[Chun Liroy]

Now bears only get 3 picks instead of 6.

Damn, I'm pretty good.

[Qalbert]

http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/11/adrian...e-child-abuse/

Adrian Peterson's 2-year-old son is currently in critical condition in a South Dakota hospital ... after he was allegedly severely beaten by the man dating the mother of his child, TMZ has learned.

The Minnesota Vikings running back immediately left his team to be with his son.

Officials tell us they've arrested the suspect, 27-year-old Joseph Patterson ... who's been charged with aggravated felony assault and battery of an infant.

According to law enforcement, emergency responders arrived to the apartment where Peterson's son was living at 5:46 PM on Wednesday ... and found the child unresponsive.

He was rushed to a nearby hospital and medical experts determined the injuries were consistent with abuse.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... the child suffered severe head injuries.

Story developing .

[tyven]

welp i doubt Peterson plays this weekend. Fucked up shit. Patterson is lucky Peterson isn't Aaron Hernandez or there might be some applause IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (clapping)

When reports emerged that Vikings running back Adrian Peterson missed practice and traveled to South Dakota due to a “medical issue involving [a] young family member that likely will be a police matter,” several tipsters linked the news to reports from Sioux Falls of a man named Robert Joseph Patterson charged with aggravated assault and aggravated battery of an infant, who is in critical condition.

TMZ reports that the link indeed exists, and that Peterson’s two-year-old son is in critical condition after being severely beaten, allegedly by Patterson.

Per the report, Peterson’s son suffered severe head injuries.

We continue to wish Adrian Peterson and his family the best as they deal with, if the report is accurate, an unimaginable situation.

[Chun Liroy]

From what I've heard (rumors) is that AD is still together with his baby momma?

But I guess if they're broken up maybe TMZ got something right.... kinda doubt it.

[Tajin]

Niggas niggin.

[tyven]

if his son dies, oh man. didnt his brother get clapped like the night before the combine?

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus christ that's fucking terrible.

[Mertron]

reports coming out that his two year old son went out to get skittles and iced tea

[Mertron]

Jesus christ that's fucking terrible.

no, im fucking terrible.

[archibaldcrane]

Now the story is that AP is back at practice? What?

[Chun Liroy]

if his son dies, oh man. didnt his brother get clapped like the night before the combine?

Yup, and his other brother died when they was young... got hit by a drunk driver and he saw it happen...

Edit: holy shit reading his wiki makes me feel terrible for him. His father was arrested for laundering money for a cocaine drug ring when he was 13... Amazing he turned out the way he is and without severe mental problems, fuck.

[Chun Liroy]

if his son dies, oh man. didnt his brother get clapped like the night before the combine?

Supposedly (according to TMZ) he is on life support and hasn't had brain activity...

[Moss]

Supposedly (according to TMZ) he is on life support and hasn't had brain activity...

fuck

[tyven]

so im reading this was some secret child and they aren't even sure its his cuz there was never a paternity test and that he doesnt have contact with the mother or child. FORGET ABOUT EM ADRIAN. LETS SCORE ME SOME FANTASY POINTS

[Conrad]

Chance Bucs-Eagles might be postponed because there's a MRSA outbreak in the Bucs facility again, though that chance is slim

"I think this is Josh Freeman's fault," says an unknown source known only as Greg S.