The Ninja Printer Assassin

[AidenCarby]

Need you to ninja a camera and post a picture of her tits, I bet its the tits.

[Mina]

Need you to ninja a camera and post a picture of her tits, I bet its the tits.

She does have a nice pair. Blond and dumb as shit though.

[Rocl]

You do realize those are all things people look for in white women?

Dumb big breasted blondes?

[Rocl]

AND she can staple? jesus christ that's like the lottery winner right there

[Callisto]

^ marriage material

[Abandon]

this is hilarious, wish i read this earlier. I stand and applaud dude that did this, although i'd be madder than all hell if someone did this to my printer.

[TummieGaruda]

Anyways, police officer in the building today. No idea what that's about. ;/



She makes bank and sits at her computer all day looking stupid. I have serious problems with this and also the girl who's only good at stapling shit.

Every day she asks me how to use a mouse and she types with 1 finger. At a job where 99% of the job is computer related, I don't fucking understand it.

She always tries to click on shit with the tail of the mouse. SMH. "Mina, the mouse is broken."

Sounds like the type of person that is given a job because they know someone in management or hired because of looks.

[octopus]

Sounds like the type of person that is given a job because they know someone in management or hired because of looks.

hey hey, maybe they hired her to "raise morale of the workplace" lol

[Sepukku]

Sounds like the type of person that is given a job because they know someone in management or hired because of looks.

Our on-site reps at the clients who require one are all attractive young women who do nothing but flirt and make our company have a positive association mentally.

[Seraph]

Some serious beating around the bush going on in here, to go along with the beating of printers.

[Cleverness]

Whoever did this is someone who shouldn't ever be trifled with, I'd watch your back from now on. Big Boss would be proud.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Anyways, police officer in the building today. No idea what that's about. ;/



She makes bank and sits at her computer all day looking stupid. I have serious problems with this and also the girl who's only good at stapling shit.

Every day she asks me how to use a mouse and she types with 1 finger. At a job where 99% of the job is computer related, I don't fucking understand it.

She always tries to click on shit with the tail of the mouse. SMH. "Mina, the mouse is broken."

for cereal though, this sounds like she wants the D. yours, specifically.

[Xajii]

i seriously hope this is not the end of the nonviolent but extravagant office crimes that go unsolved because this is just making me laugh uncontrollably every time i think about it

also, FWIW: I work in the private sector and our company uses a community printer where the HR lady sprints to and fro as Mina described when printing classified docs. It's a byproduct of penny-pinching at the executive level, but I'm just saying that it isn't entirely uncommon.

[Mina]

I work in the private sector and our company uses a community printer where the HR lady sprints to and fro as Mina described when printing classified docs. It's a byproduct of penny-pinching at the executive level, but I'm just saying that it isn't entirely uncommon.

I realize some people might chuckle at me doing this but I've snatched a paper out of someone's hands before because they wanted to peek at people's pay. Considering how bad my company was getting I'm pretty sure this is accurate.

New company though, we haven't yet adapted their systems (I imagine I will be losing BG access when that happens) and we might get our IT staff replaced.

for cereal though, this sounds like she wants the D. yours, specifically.

She's neither bi nor les. She's just stupid. P sure she has a boyfriend too. Or at least some guy she messes around with.

[BaneTheBrawler]

oh, see, i thought you were a man. guess she's really just that stupid. that sucks.

[Mina]

oh, see, i thought you were a man. guess she's really just that stupid. that sucks.

Yeah I guess I never gave a gender indicator anywhere in the topic.
Sorry, I'm a girl.

[Krazy]

What you don't realize is, the printer assassin is hiding in the vents waiting to strike at the replacement printers.

[Ddz]

You have multiple personality disorder and unknowingly did it!

[Nephlite]

this is hilarious, wish i read this earlier. I stand and applaud dude that did this, although i'd be madder than all hell if someone did this to my printer.

I'm with you. I died in the passenger seat of the cruiser going 50 mph and we nearly crashed when I slapped my partner and told him to read this (thank god he stopped before reading).

This has all the signs of office-level shenanigans at it's finest.

Flexing some investigative skills here:

Who's the company joker and who's most likely to carry out such a feat?

Where was the security guard when he was away from his station?

What kind of cameras?

Lighting?

Overview camera to show the entire floor and see who went missing when?

Are you sure you didn't do this? Because if you did, we may have to have drinks later.

[djzombie]

dude went solid snake all over those printers. its gotta be someone you work with, or that got layed off.