The Ninja Printer Assassin

[Mina]

Company joker, I mentioned this probably a dozen times in the chatroom, definitely had no part. Pretty much anyone who was an obvious suspect was cleared quickly it seems like. The guy who did this had to be some guy flying under the radar.

Security guard left his post to go to the bathroom. You can see him leave and head to the bathroom from his post. Then you can see him outside the office going into the hallway where the men's room is. No other way to go back in other than to walk past all the cameras (nothing to obscure his movement back in) Definitely wasn't him and considering it was 30-45ish seconds after he left his post, the guy was waiting for him to leave.

The cameras are the black rounded cameras. Most of them are in the middle of the cubicles facing outwards towards the aisles. If you lay on your belly and up against the cubicle wall however, you are completely out of sight. Which is why this guy had to army crawl.

Lighting is pretty bright in the office.

Unfortunately it's not like we had a lot of cameras and this was during the hour people were coming in. :/ Most of the cameras are in specific rooms, not so much the cubicle areas. Like the front entrance, HR room, IT room, Server Room, Copier Room, All 4 major meeting rooms. It's not like we needed all that many cameras. The purpose of them is mostly to catch the normal things, like stealing shit or something. And to look out for unauthorized persons. It's not meant to watch for what happened. >_>

I didn't do it. I was actually one of the people they suspected who did this and they cleared me because there was a camera that caught me laughing (I was reading BG chat at the time) when the guy's hand was on the door handle. Besides, I wouldn't have fucked myself for an important meeting with our clients and corporate coming to visit. Those printers are also expensive (even if they are shit) and no doubt termination is on the line for this guy if they manage to figure him out.

Also I was wearing a skirt that day, if I tried to army crawl it would have slipped off or someone would have potentially got an eyeful. Either way, no. >_>

Edit: Since I was the second person to the "crime" they have been showing me the videos and asking me questions over and over that are pointless. If I had saw someone crawling away or looking suspicious I would have said something immediately... I have no clue who it is.

[Lucki]

Honestly, this is the first thing I thought of:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...nwiro1_500.gif

[Melena]

Also I was wearing a skirt that day, if I tried to army crawl it would have slipped off or someone would have potentially got an eyeful. Either way, no. >_>

Edit: Since I was the second person to the "crime" they have been showing me the videos and asking me questions over and over that are pointless. If I had saw someone crawling away or looking suspicious I would have said something immediately... I have no clue who it is.

I suspect the men of BG will be requesting photographic evidence of you in said skirt to help clear your name.

[jmc]

Damn those printer spec ops.

A+ read btw, hilarious

[Intrinsic]

When I worked for Dean Witter, I dreamed about doing something like this all the time. Working for a giant company makes you want to do crazy shit.