Easy/cheap last minute Halloween costume ideas?

[Brill Weave]

CS I need your ab routine and I need it yesterday.

Bike everywhere, eat sparingly, live in squalor. Bam instant abs! Oh I forgot get some creepy guy to pay you to watch while you eat food. Seriously CS that was weird.

[Cream Soda]

lol I do also hit the gym. The biking actually doesn't do much. Been biking for so long, it doesn't rly challenge me nearly as much as it used to. I have to do additional cardio on my own to stay lean. I run an obstacle course 3 nights a week.

lol and that guy disappeared. Was hoping he'd pay me again for mo

[liggy 0]

go out to your front yard, grab some leaves and shrubs, hide your junk. BAM Adam and Eve, bring an apple and a fake snake.

[Pharaun]

I'm hitting up a thrift store to get a plaid shirt and some slacks and dressing up as Walter White. If I can find a Porkpie Hat for cheap I'll also throw that in the get up.

[Melena]

Dress like a hunter and tell everyone you are the person who shot bambi's mother.

[Vandole]

Oh I forgot get some creepy guy to pay you to watch while you eat food. Seriously CS that was weird.

CS hijack inc. What the fucking fuck?

[-Zer0-]

Get a box. Hide in box. Solid Snake.

Get a box. Sleep on box. Hobo.

Get a wifebeater, flip flops, and blue sweat pants. Order pizza. Wear said items, don pizza stains. Carl from ATHF.

[Abandon]

CS hijack inc. What the fucking fuck?

dude paid him like 20 bucks to eat a giant dish of something extremely retarded. the youtube video was fucking funny though. i wanna say it was like, an entire carton of eggs and a whole box of grits. lmao

[Sqwunk]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/27/...his-halloween/

[Tajin]

Ghost costume, you can add a bow tie, or a Black robe, skull mask and cheap plastic scythe for grim rapist.

[Cream Soda]

Wear any suit you have, get some gloves, fake blood, and a (possibly fake?) knife. OJ Simpson

[Brill Weave]

dude paid him like 20 bucks to eat a giant dish of something extremely retarded. the youtube video was fucking funny though. i wanna say it was like, an entire carton of eggs and a whole box of grits. lmao

Do you think it bothers CS that the dude was probably jerking off the entire time he was watching the video?

[Cream Soda]

Nope; he probably already fapped to all of the other videos on my eating channel, but was lulzy for him to pick exactly what he wanted to watch me eat

[Callisto]

Most of my friends read Cyanide & Happiness, so I was able to spend $6 on a t-shirt(well $12, I bought 2 so I could pull off the Halloween costume joke) and go as the purple-shirted eye stabber last year