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**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 11:17

When you end a relationship with a fine ass bitch what is the fastest was to move on? Here is what I have done so far-

Fucked random whore- check

Got t total fucked up and fucked random whore (she even supplied the party supplies)-check

Played sympathy card and fucked semi random whore/girl- check

Didn't even attempt to make contact with said ex gf after 3 weeks and she contacted first wanting her stuff knowing good and well she already got it all- win

She has been been bad mouthing me to all her friends which make them interested and want to chill with me and fuck- win

Am I doing it rite?

My fellow spam here are all I ask for advice. Never in the reals, they just aren't on my level. And pls add more if I missed anything good sirs.

**Scizor** · 2013-10-28 11:27

She got a sister you can fuck?

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 11:31

Yes and she has been texting me saying she needs to talk (no shit) but would that be too wrong? B/c the girl is fine she is just a scandalous pill whore but she does want to fuck I could tell when my girl wasn't around and her grabbing my dick when she would give me a hug, I always kept it to myself because I didn't want WW3 started because they have drama always going on between those 2

**Scizor** · 2013-10-28 11:42

Nah it be fine, go fuck the sister

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 11:45

prob will

**Brill Weave** · 2013-10-28 11:52

The correct course of action is to fuck the sister, take a picture with your phone while you're doing it, then send it to your ex. I can't believe you even need to ask about this.

**AoE** · 2013-10-28 12:01

How long til he starts asking for pics of our ex's?

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 12:06

edit

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 12:06

Im trying to find pics of the sister

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 12:14

people post your ex s we can do like that shitty show wife swap except just fuck each others ex s

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 12:30

guess no one has ex girlfriends in spam they stayed with the only one that would have them and latched on like a leech

**Demosthenes** · 2013-10-28 13:22

If you fuck druggies, you're gonna have a bad time.

**Demosthenes** · 2013-10-28 13:23

Oh wait didn't you already get one of those "curable" STDs?

**Rocl** · 2013-10-28 13:31

something something wife is an STD something something

**Ksandra** · 2013-10-28 13:39

I have no pics of my ex-gfs.

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 18:06

oh well it was a thought

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 18:07

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Oh wait didn't you already get one of those "curable" STDs?

yeah it was chlamydia. Might wanna look into it you prob got it and your girl as well the shit spreads like wildfire

**Demosthenes** · 2013-10-28 18:12

My dick is not leaking or on fire, so I think I'm good.

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 18:13

/fistbump

**Titanss** · 2013-10-28 18:14

I wish someone would post some ex gf pics i mean they are your exs who gives a shit or are they just that fucking ugly ?

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