The Official Forum fail thread: This game wasn't meant for alts.

[The47thSen]

He's been training as a ninja for the past 6 years. His mastery over fingering techniques would obviously allow him to do that.

With all those bunny girls in there, I'm sure he has more fun things to finger than dice.

[Xerlic]

Seriously, the cutscenes aren't that long. It isn't that big a deal. The only place where it's obnoxious is Castrum.

It's annoying as hell in Big Keep when farming for the card. After 50 times, it's a lot of time lost to that cutscene in between the phases of the fight. You can tell people who have been at it for a while because they just pull Greg without giving a shit about the person in CS.

[solracht]

Like wtf did you expect skillfully manipulating dice to come up 7 every time??

OH THE IRONY

[Grey Jorildyn]

You may now move the robber. Proceed to steal sheep.

[Seravi Edalborez]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...ything-anymore

Just the title alone is enough to facepalm.

[Korialstrasz]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...-HP-in-numbers

Thread starts out as a simple request: Let us see actual HP numbers instead of just a percentage. Shit instantly starts to roll downhill with the "This is useless/nopenopenope/I don't want this so you can't have it" type excuses you've come to expect from the OF. And then.. then there's this guy

[Kirbyprime]

He makes it sound like us evil parser people don't already know their exact HP to begin with.

[Edelweiss]

There's people with Dreadwyrm in that thread who are actually against this.

jesus fucking christ

[Seravi Edalborez]

Shit Reddit Says can go here, right? Because uh, lol.

http://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/commen...sition/cp9x6t8

Unless you're doing Final Coil, there's absolutely zero reason for a DRG to hit positionals. DRGs only have Heavy Thrust from flank and Chaos Thrust from rear, and whether your standing on flank or rear, you're going to hit one of the positionals by default. The resultant dps loss from missing a single positional is negligible if you're running anything but Final Coil.

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Oh yea, because the the expert dungeons and WoD has such tight DPS checks, that it would surely be a wipe if a DRG is not hitting a single positional. Instead of worrying about max dps all the time, try to freaking relax and enjoy the game.

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What's stupid is worrying about some positional in a low tier dungeon when you really don't have to. If a DRG missing a positional is causing you to freaking wipe in expert dungeons or WoD, then you are a scrub yourself! You don't need optimal dps for WoD. Jesus! Who are cares if a DRG is not hitting a positional! You don't need it for anything other than Final Coil and probably Odin! So shut the fuck up!

[Korialstrasz]

I expect a skyhigh upvote with all arguments against him downvoted into oblivion by morning.

[Arthars]

when someone bring out the "its just a game, enjoy it, doesnt matter what you do" card

its time to back the fuck off

[Korialstrasz]

Gotta keep this at the ready just in case

Spoiler: show

[FHT]

Watch your cutscenes, we're going on without you. Don't like it? Fuck off.

That's the only reasonable compromise forever. If they want to be special snowflakes, they can PF it.

Double edged argument at its best (especially the PF one), no one is feeling like a snowflake more than those who believe the DF story roulette is made for twats to farm Soldiery and ruin the new players story excitement.

Don't like it? Go back to SR Brayfox like a good boy or fuck off.

when someone bring out the "its just a game, enjoy it, doesnt matter what you do" card

its time to back the fuck off

Yeah, or time to go out and/or read news, there are people who doesn't have your comfort and who work hard in life, or people living in countries that totaly deprive them of any human rights they are entitled to have i.e India and the women), while some people here bitch way too much in a stupid video game about redundant things.

Don't be mad at what these people say because their brain is in the right place, because lets face it, its just a repetitive & debilitating game.

[Edelweiss]

Double edged argument at its best (especially the PF one), no one is feeling like a snowflake more than those who believe the DF story roulette is made for twats to farm Soldiery and ruin the new players story excitement.

Don't like it? Go back to SR Brayfox like a good boy or fuck off.

I'm not the one holding people hostage, issuing threats, and sperging out over my immersion being forever ruined by people letting me watch cutscenes while they actually go and sweep this shit.

I don't think BG is the place for you dude, if you're actually not realizing the double-edgedness of your own white knighting, much less the absurd amount of wasted time you burden people with under your self-righteous stance because someone refuses to compromise/shouldn't compromise over in your silly ass mind.

Don't like it? Go PF Meridianum and Praetorium like a good boy or fuck off.

lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Seravi Edalborez]

Sadly OP self-destructed but, lol

http://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/commen..._angra_mainyu/

Hey Reddit, Funny thing now, me and a friend have queite a dispute and we thought, "let's reddit handle this one! I'm Currently playing PLD ilvl 106 My Friend, WHM ilcl 106 i'm having problem with the Angra, I admit, I die a couple of times at the boss by the doom effect or the Lazer My friend is having problem with titan often die by his Jump or when titan turns around and cleaves. So we started having this discussion cause we keep calling each other pleb, and noob but just to sort this shit out. Titan HM or Anfra MAinyu, which do you vote is a more horrible aka, harder boss?

[Corrderio]

If those are his definition of hard, he's going to love EX.

[FHT]

I'm not the one holding people hostage, issuing threats, and sperging out over my immersion being forever ruined by people letting me watch cutscenes while they actually go and sweep this shit.

I don't think BG is the place for you dude, if you're actually not realizing the double-edgedness of your own white knighting, much less the absurd amount of wasted time you burden people with under your self-righteous stance because someone refuses to compromise/shouldn't compromise over in your silly ass mind.

Don't like it? Go PF Meridianum and Praetorium like a good boy or fuck off.

lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But you don't even seems to realise your "own" absurdity, most people go with this self assed mentality of "Its my 12quid a month/its my precious time!" bullshit, so they want to rush at the expense of new players.

Seriously, if your time is so precious stop wasting it inside a MMO in the 1st place, and if your 12 (hard earned?) quid are so valuable, invest them or give them to a charity, this way you will have something real and valuable to be proud of.

After the amount of stupidity and self entitlement you can read over this forum, written by people such as yourself, I don't you know if you're the right person to talk about "silly ass mind" either.

And don't worry, I don't care about fitting in here, you guys are nothing impressive, nor to be jealous of lol.

[BerenTebogo]

Real life arguments in mmo thread.

Been gone too long, this is back to being hilarious instead of just stupid.

[Edelweiss]

Real life arguments in mmo thread.

Been gone too long, this is back to being hilarious instead of just stupid.

Goddamn, that is some amazing sanctimony though. Kudos to him for delivering on it.

We haven't had this level of sanctimonious soapboxing since the heydays of XI.

[Ramset]

But you don't even seems to realise your "own" absurdity, most people go with this self assed mentality of "Its my 12quid a month/its my precious time!" bullshit, so they want to rush at the expense of new players.

Seriously, if your time is so precious stop wasting it inside a MMO in the 1st place, and if your 12 (hard earned?) quid are so valuable, invest them or give them to a charity, this way you will have something real and valuable to be proud of.

After the amount of stupidity and self entitlement you can read over this forum, written by people such as yourself, I don't you know if you're the right person to talk about "silly ass mind" either.

And don't worry, I don't care about fitting in here, you guys are nothing impressive, nor to be jealous of lol.

Man I've been in the wrong thread. I'll donate $25 to the Special Olympics if you shut the fuck up and leave BG.