NFL Week 17: The failingest NFL thread to ever NFL

[Cail]

Yeah, I mean, we get PRIVS and not the Steelers. That's all I need to know.

HELL YEA! GO PRIVS TO DO SUPA BOWL

[Sol-Blackguy]

NBC 4 Washington confirming Shanny to be fired by Snyder. DON'T DO IT BROWNIES

Jason Candle is so fucked if they do. Shanahan already ran him out of Washington like he wasn't even there to begin with.

[Bregor]

AFC East: New England ...easy
AFC North: Cincinnati ...this is Marvin Lewis's year!
AFC South: Houston ...welp
AFC West: Denver ...lay-up
Wild Cards: Baltimore ...fack, Miami ...FACK

NFC East: Washington ...Bobert Triple used to have knees
NFC North: Chicago ...oh God I'm so sorry
NFC South: Atlanta ...Jesus Christ I'm a monster
NFC West: San Francisco ...close enough
Wild Cards: Seattle ...durr, Dallas ...Saints came back stronger than anticipated

AFC Championship: Denver over Cincinnati ...PRETTY GOOD
NFC Championship: San Francisco over Atlanta ...nope
Super Bowl: San Francisco over Denver ...no likey

Coach: Marc Trestman, Chicago ...TRASHMAN AND BUTLER SITTIN' IN A TREE
Comeback POY: Sean Lee, Dallas ...NEXT YEAR
Offensive POY: Tom Brady, New England ...touchdown tom, don't count him out
Defensive POY: J.J. Watt, Houston ...Kuechly, Robert Quinn, Richard Sherman all better IMO
Offensive ROY: Giovani Bernard, Cincinnati ...GIODUDE is a thing now I guess
Defensive ROY: Desmond Trufant, Atlanta ...decent, but Alonso and Richardson were much better
NFL MVP: Tom Brady, New England ...never count out touchdown tom

Coaches Fired: Rex Ryan ...nope, Dennis Allen ...probably not, Jim Schwartz ...GYM SHORTS, Leslie Frazier ...who cares

MEH

[Moss]

Draft order 1-20 is set. These are the things you keep up with when your team is 4-12

1. Houston Texans - 2-14 (.559)
2. St. Louis Rams (via Washington Redskins) - 3-13 (.516)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - 4-12 (.504)
4. Cleveland Browns - 4-12 (.516)
5. Oakland Raiders - 4-12 (.523)
6. Atlanta Falcons - 4-12 (.553)
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 4-12 (.574)
8. Minnesota Vikings - 5-10-1 (.512)
9. Buffalo Bills - 6-10 (.520)
10. Detroit Lions - 7-9 (.457)
11. Tennessee Titans - 7-9 (.504)
12. New York Giants - 7-9 (.520)
13. St. Louis Rams - 7-9 (.551)
14. Chicago Bears - 8-8 (.465)
15. Pittsburgh Steelers - 8-8 (.469)
16 or 17. Baltimore Ravens - 8-8 (.484)
16 or 17. Dallas Cowboys - 8-8 (.484)
18. New York Jets - 8-8 (.488)
19. Miami Dolphins - 8-8 (.523)
20. Arizona Cardinals - 10-5 (.529)

[tyven]

Lol forever at redskins. If only it was #1 ugh

[Plow]

texans taking johnny fo sho, texas will not accept another mario regardless of it being the right choice

[Bregor]

texans taking johnny fo sho, texas will not accept another mario regardless of it being the right choice

Jonathan Football is gonna be the third QB taken after Teddy B and BORTLES, and obviously he is going to Cleland to complete my waking nightmare

[Rhinox]

Yep. Just like Jacksonville took Tebow.


How are you not on ESPN gameday?

[Mertron]

eagles figure out the whole tackling thing by week 9, make late push into playoff contention but miss
colts suck but since they open with the raiders and play the jags and titans twice no one will realize it
ponder isn't as terrible as people think he is
i think Blackmon will be good this year when he puts down the drank even with yo gabba gabba throwing him the ball
bears offense will be good this year but their defense will suck
jets will hover around .500 and sexy rexy will keep his job somehow
worst team in the nfl: raiders
best record: san fran and pats

1. i was right except the whole missing playoffs thing
2. i still think the colts are overrated
3. ponder is p bad
4. i was exactly right, blackmon is great when he isn't on the sizzurp
5. nailed it
6. nailed it again
7. pretty close
8. close enough

[Krandor]

I joke but now seeing the draft order Browns taking Johnny seems likely. Unless combine changes something he will likely end up 3rd best QB option and Texans (Teddy) and Jags will likely be scooping some up, along with the Rams prolly scoring Clowney.

[Moss]

I joke but now seeing the draft order Browns taking Johnny seems likely. Unless combine changes something he will likely end up 3rd best QB option and Texans (Teddy) and Jags will likely be scooping some up, along with the Rams prolly scoring Clowney.

they already have Long and Quinn at DE, Clowney wouldn't make much sense for them

[Mertron]

rams will find someone to trade down with and nab more picks. MAYBE THE BROWNS

[Mertron]

dilfer just picked the eagles to beat the saints

it was fun being in the playoffs while it lasted

[Krandor]

they already have Long and Quinn at DE, Clowney wouldn't make much sense for them

Forgot about that, guess they'll prolly trade down for some trade rape satisfaction since they're already rocking a bonus first rounder.

[LiquidFriend]

Forgot about that, guess they'll prolly trade down for some trade rape satisfaction since they're already rocking a bonus first rounder.

The Rams are gonna be swimming in picks, but they won't fetch anywhere near the haul for Clowney that they got for RG3. They could probably fetch a couple Day 2 picks out of that slot though, which is still a great haul to move down a few spots.

Also the Texans are taking Bridgewater.

[Krandor]

dilfer just picked the eagles to beat the saints

it was fun being in the playoffs while it lasted

Honestly out of any of the wild card picks I think that's the safest one. Saints on the road, outdoors, in the cold? Woo boy.

Edit : aside from the Chargers winning obviously.

[Mertron]

eh. the secret behind the eagles defense "improving" is that they're just getting turnovers. still getting gashed as far as yardage is concerned. i agree the weather will help but i don't see breesus shitting the bed, people will be open and he most likely wont miss them

then again i even said last week the only team that the prospect of them playing the eagles scares me is the saints so im probably dumb

[Mertron]

that last sentence is structured so poorly i should be ashamed of myself

[Mertron]

also, with this loss, the cowboys are still .500, 136-136, since 1997

'murica's team

[Moss]

eh. the secret behind the eagles defense "improving" is that they're just getting turnovers. still getting gashed as far as yardage is concerned. i agree the weather will help but i don't see breesus shitting the bed, people will be open and he most likely wont miss them

then again i even said last week the only team that the prospect of them playing the eagles scares me is the saints so im probably dumb

My main concern is Foles holding onto the ball too long - otherwise the Eagle offense should roll