BG Medical: Spontaneous taint spasms

[Sol-Blackguy]

I've been dealing with this on and off for the past couple of weeks. It doesn't hurt or anything, just a sudden surge of intense pressure. Actually there were a few times where I might describe it as feeling "good." There's no real warning or pattern of it happening, it just... happens with different ranges of intensity scaling from a slight, "The fuck was that?" to strong enough to make me damn near kill myself when carrying some boxes down a flight of stairs at work. (Try explaining that to a female boss.)

Has anyone ever had this problem before? What was it? and is it serious?

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[Ksandra]

I can tell you exactly what it is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

[Sol-Blackguy]

There's no pain and my balls are pretty unaffected. But that's scary as fuck, omg.

[Ksandra]

There's no pain and my balls are pretty unaffected. But that's scary as fuck, omg.

Sorry, I assumed there was pain because of this:

to strong enough to make me damn near kill myself when carrying some boxes down a flight of stairs at work.

If not, it might not be it lol.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Yeah, sorry about the confusion. It doesn't hurt, but that sudden jolt is a bastard. I thought I jizzed my pants at work from it.

[Abandon]

this is going to be the best thread in months. *popcorn engage*

[Kohan]

If nothing else, its title would make for an excellent band name.

[Abandon]

rofl

[Qeomash]

Proctalgia Fugax?

[NynJa]

this is going to be the best thread in months. *popcorn engage*

Better than http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/119...subject-matter ?

[Xajii]

weird, I had an evening the other night where this exact thing was happening to me. is it the PC muscle - the one you'd clench to stop peeing or the one that works out when you jizz? mine would just throb uncontrollably, in really brief and painless fashion but ridiculously annoying.

i slept it off and haven't really noticed anything since though.

[zoobernut]

If nothing else, its title would make for an excellent band name.

Please put your hands together and welcome to the stage SPONTANEOUS TAINT SPASMS!

You are right. It works.

[Sol-Blackguy]

weird, I had an evening the other night where this exact thing was happening to me. is it the PC muscle - the one you'd clench to stop peeing or the one that works out when you jizz? mine would just throb uncontrollably, in really brief and painless fashion but ridiculously annoying.

i slept it off and haven't really noticed anything since though.

Pretty sure it's the one that controls jizz. Happened to me once when peeing and it didn't interrupt the stream or anything and it doesn't hurt. Did it just bother you for a day and that's it?

[Airenn]

Get yo asshole checked out for cancer, bro.

Also, pee on a stick and post results. If you are preggers, it's definitely the cancer.

Edit: Can't remember if that is for prostrate or testicular cancer. Ah well. Pee on a stick anyway for the lulz.

[Abandon]

prostrate. but might as well since shit in the area seems to have its own idea of fun

[Cream Soda]

Gold bond works wonders on the taint, too.
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May not be a cure, but will sure as hell serve as treatment. Can't get a sudden jolt of feel good when your prick feels fresh and tingly good the entire day.

[Sqwunk]

If nothing else, its title would make for an excellent band name.

Please put your hands together and welcome to the stage SPONTANEOUS TAINT SPASMS!

You are right. It works.

Haha so good

Pretty sure it's the one that controls jizz. Happened to me once when peeing and it didn't interrupt the stream or anything and it doesn't hurt.

Not really sure what would be causing something like that, but it sure sounds annoying. The real question though, is has it happened while jerking off or during sex.

[Kuya]

It just sounds like a regular muscle spasm. Unless it gets in the way of your regular activities it's probably nothing to worry about.

[Sol-Blackguy]

Not really sure what would be causing something like that, but it sure sounds annoying. The real question though, is has it happened while jerking off or during sex.

Thankfully no. It seems to bother me the most when I'm out in public somewhere or at work. I thought I pulled my groin or got a hernia but nothing.

prostrate. but might as well since shit in the area seems to have its own idea of fun

That's what I'm afraid of. Not finding out what it is, but the damn process. Hope I can find a doctor with small hands.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Hope I can find a doctor with small hands.

I know just the guy!
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