BG Medical: Spontaneous taint spasms

[Totien]

Keggels.

[Abandon]

i had a taint spasm yesterday and thought to myslef "oh, bg"

[Sol-Blackguy]

Went to see a proctologist the other day. Thankfully he had hands like an inbred carnie. Good news is there's nothing wrong, bad news is they don't know what's causing it. If anything it'll probably go away as soon as it started.

[Cream Soda]

Should have requested a female doctor

[BaneTheBrawler]

that... doesn't really make a difference. fingers are fingers, yo.

[Cream Soda]

eh; that'd be the same as telling anyone who likes anal that an asshole is an asshole. So it shouldn't matter if it's a guy or a girl

P.S. fuck anal (no pun intended); shit is whack (no pun intended)

[Weederr33]

My best logical guess is it's just random muscle spasms. BUT! Your condition sure does seem... odd.... ...rather... unusual...

[BaneTheBrawler]

eh; that'd be the same as telling anyone who likes anal that an asshole is an asshole. So it shouldn't matter if it's a guy or a girl

P.S. fuck anal (no pun intended); shit is whack (no pun intended)

lol no, it really isn't like that at all. it's a doctor appointment

[Thuronn]

I'd say you might wanna go get your prostate examined. Might be a bit of flomax (tamsulosin 0.4mg) in your life.

[Dimmauk]

I know just the guy!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3QyxRTT1um...cannonball.jpg

LOL

My guess for the OPs aliment is anal worms