2014 NFL Off-season Thread: The Prince and the Piece of Shit

[Mythe_Seraph]

Cutty does it. 2014-15 MVP.

[Boyiee]

Jimmy Graham and Saints have reached an agreement in principal, details will come out later.

Before you ask, here is what he thinks of that:

Jimmy Graham @TheJimmyGraham · 15m
It's official I'm bleeding black and gold this morning! Thank you WhoDatNation for all the support.

[Penthesilea]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-...arrested-again

Titus Young arrested again, battery with bodily injury.

[Boyiee]

4 year 40mil with 21mil guaranteed for Jimmy Graham.

[Headspace]

Vikings completed their investigation into Kluwe allegations but are not releasing it to Kluwe or the public because it could be damaging to the team. So lol.

[archibaldcrane]

And now the Vikings are saying "we didn't say that we wouldn't release it!"

...but still haven't released it.

[Cail]

Vikings completed their investigation into Kluwe allegations but are not releasing it to Kluwe or the public because it could be damaging to the team. So lol.

fucking lol wow

[Krandor]

Kluwe is now apparently planning to sue the Vikings over it.

[Cail]

Cowboys to cut Orton.... =(

[Krandor]

Weeden > Orton apparently.

[archibaldcrane]

He's probably stoked that DALS has made another DALS decision by going with Weeden over Orton and is excited for where he ends up.

[Bregor]

W
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[Krandor]

W
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[Krandor]

Fwiw the story behind Orton being cut was him refusing to show up for workouts and whatnot, because he's apparently done with football but didn't want to actually retire and be forced to pay back his signing bonus. So he just held out of team activities until they decided to cut him.

[Penthesilea]

Kyle Orton is 11 months Weeden's senior. Weeden is 30 years old and only entered the league two years ago. I thought he was entering so late cause he was mormon and did that bullshit like John Beck where you go and spend a year or two spreading lies in developing countries, but turns out he's just old.

[Bregor]

Kyle Orton is 11 months Weeden's senior. Weeden is 30 years old and only entered the league two years ago. I thought he was entering so late cause he was mormon and did that bullshit like John Beck where you go and spend a year or two spreading lies in developing countries, but turns out he's just old.

WEEDEN toiled as a terrible minor league baseball player for a few seasons before going back to Okie State five years too late. He's a poor man's Drew Henson.

[Abandon]

What does Miz think?

miz is stoked because his dream lover is finally off his least favorite team. He's also stoked because he will no longer catch shit from myself and the others that know him for orton being there

[Dimmauk]

I'm going to laugh my ass off when the Texans pick up Orton.

[Abandon]

i may have to call miz's wife to ensure he doesn't off himself if that happens

[Headspace]

http://deadspin.com/wife-of-ravens-p...d-h-1607127249

Lol