2014 NFL Off-season Thread: The Prince and the Piece of Shit

[Moss]

WE WANT SAPP! WE WANT SAPP! WE WANT-

"and the Jets select Kyle Brady, tight end"

>_>

[Dimmauk]

I hear Riley Cooper is studying ventriloquism

[Krandor]

Similarly, the Giants--

--you scrolled straight to the bottom, didn't you? That's cool, I'll join you there.

I love Jon Bois

Edit : oh my

The rest of us mortals are confined by the oppression of common logic, our feet held to the ground by laws that stood for millions of years before anyone came around to write them. Bill Belichick is confined by none of them. He is a wizard whose command of elements real and abstract stretches beyond time, space, or any other dimension that the universe fecklessly tosses at his feet, like a single sandbag against a high tide. One day he will run out of idle curiosity, leave football, teleport to the Seahorse Nebula, and cook stews in the craters of unseen planets until animals crawl out. For now, he is content to outsmart your favorite team into oblivion.

[Abandon]

oh wow, hahahahaha

[Bregor]

The comments section about how a random number generator continues to draft better than Millen is amazing, although a lot of them are saved by the 7th round Colston pick.

[tyven]

one of them had bmarsh. BMARSH AND MEGATRON OH MY GOD

[Bregor]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m

Eagles reached agreement with Pro Bowl OT Jason Peters on a four-year, $41.3 million, including $19.55 gtd, per his agent Vincent Taylor.

dram tram?

[Bregor]

Mary Kay Cabot ‏@MaryKayCabot 3m

#Browns have released linebacker D'Qwell Jackson

Mary Kay Cabot ‏@MaryKayCabot 1m

#Browns LB D'Qwell Jackson was due a $4.1 million roster bonus March 16th. The Browns chose not to pay it.

rabblerabble

[Artifact]

His agent reports: That didn't go as d'qwell as we would have liked.

[Mertron]

dram tram?

i don't feel like looking at how backended the deal is but im ok with it. he was already signed for this year for 10 mil so whatevs.

more curious to see what they do about cooper and maclin

[Cail]

Poor Bregs

[Bregor]

The Piece of Shit got his car fucked up with a bat:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/02/26/0...i-launch-3.jpg

Richie Incognito -- FERRARI SMASHED ... In Apparent Baseball Bat Attack

2/26/2014 5:52 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Someone smashed up Richie Incognito's expensive black Ferrari with a baseball bat ... in front of the NFL player's home in Scottsdale, AZ ... and TMZ Sports has photos of the destruction.

Sources tell TMZ Sports ... Richie's neighbors first noticed the car had been attacked on Wednesday afternoon.

You can see a baseball bat lying in front of the car ... with a piece of the bat stuck in the grill. There are also red shirts hanging from the car -- we're told they have Incognito's name written on them.

It appears to be the very same Ferrari that Incognito had delivered to his Miami home back in November -- right in the middle of the fallout from the Jonathan Martin situation.

So far it's unclear who smashed the car ... or why. Also, unclear if Richie was home at the time of the attack.

We called the Scottsdale PD for more info -- so far, no word back.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/26/richie...ttack-arizona/

[Abandon]

haha

[Krandor]

Nice thread title

[Bregor]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 2m

Eagles reached agreement with WR Riley Cooper on a five-year, $25 million deal, per a league source.

Keep it clean.

[tyven]

Lol they better find space for Macklin. Half of coopers production was from hail marys

[Conrad]

[Penthesilea]

Howie Roseman is busy. Jason Kelce signed until 2020, $37.5 million and with $13 million in guaranteed money.

Maclin rumoured to get a 1 year, prove it deal. Says a lot about the players buying into Chip and the organization.

[Bregor]

HAHAHA WHAT

Report: Dolphins’ Richie Incognito smashed his own Ferrari with a bat
by Andrew Abramson

Richie Incognito told the Scottsdale Police Department that he smashed his own Ferrari in a fit of rage, according to a report from TMZ.

TMZ first reported the incident yesterday after a neighbor noticed that someone had smashed up Incognito’s car with a bat.

After Incognito went on a Twitter rampage following the release of the Wells report that found that he and other Dolphins teammates harassed several players and an assistant trainer, Incognito has been silent for more than a week.

TMZ reported earlier today that Incognito’s parents have filed for divorce. In the divorce documents, Incognito’s dad said that the soon-to-be-former Dolphins guard supports the entire family financially.

Incognito is a free agent and will not return to Miami. It’s unclear whether any other NFL team will try to sign him, and he could still face a league suspension.

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/theda...ri-with-a-bat/

[Serra]

Makes sense, you're potentially out of work so smash the nice things you have.