2014 NFL Off-season Thread: The Prince and the Piece of Shit

[Mertron]

All of them, because you're a sensible human being who realizes actually watching the draft is incredibly boring?

youre not invited to my birthday party

[Serra]

But I said you were a sensible human being and everything! ; ;

[Abandon]

Allegedly -- he hasn't been convicted yet.



All of them, because you're a sensible human being who realizes actually watching the draft is incredibly boring?

get out

[Bregor]

All of them, because you're a sensible human being who realizes actually watching the draft is incredibly boring?

[Headspace]

I had a dream last night that the whole Teddy B thing was a smokescreen and he was drafted first overall within the first seconds of the being on the clock. Then the Bengals took the BPA available twelve hours or so later which was an assistant coach from the University of Texas?

But for real, my nightmare situation tonight is Teddy B sitting there at 24 and we end up taking Bradley fucking Roby. Then Cleveland takes Teddy and ends up with something like Watkins, Teddy, and Hyde in first two rounds.

[Headspace]

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/...guarantee-fans

Buy your Revis jersey now.

[Dimmauk]

Who will have to most hilarious walk up music?

[tyven]

YOU GUYS CUTTY'S SECOND SON, JAXON, WAS BORN YESTERDAY. AXON JAXON

here he is getting the news

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/asse...-image-cut.jpg

[archibaldcrane]

Cutty really needs to start caring about his children enough to at least stop his wife from naming them.

[tyven]

bro he doesn't even care enough to get them vaccinated. he operates on a plane outside of names.

[Abandon]

Victor Cruz wants Mike Evans. I, too, want Mike Evans on that team.

[Dimmauk]

YOU GUYS CUTTY'S SECOND SON, JAXON, WAS BORN YESTERDAY. AXON JAXON

here he is getting the news

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/dam/asse...-image-cut.jpg

LOL white people names.

Maybe they are fans of Sons of Anarchy?

[Dimmauk]

My top 5 picks

Clowney
Watkins
Mack
Robinson
Manziel

[Moss]

LOL white people names.

Maybe they are fans of Sons of Anarchy?

I'm thinking Mortal Kombat

[Penthesilea]

bro he doesn't even care enough to get them vaccinated. he operates on a plane outside of names.

dont you know that big pharma is using vaccines to cause diabetes so more ppl will buy their insulin?

[Roranora]

wow+lol at draft day jay

And Camden and Jaxon? Egh..

[Krandor]

I love that there's the perfect spot for a cigarette in his left hand for that pic. I'm assuming there's already a Smoking Jay for that one.

[Boyiee]

I've become a Manziel fanboy over the last few days and am really hoping he doesn't end up in cleeland. All the stupid statistics popping up on EPSN and NNL while its on in the background about his hand size being the size of cams and bigger than every other qb in draft and rg3's, how he has less tipped passes than anyone in like a decade, a 97 qbr on 3rd down, and how qb's under 6'3 drafted recent years have won more playoff games than those over 6'3 get out of my head get out of my head.

I got stuck working tonight, gonna stream it from my phone. Really just wanna catch what Houston does, who gives up 85 picks like the redskins did to move up, and what jerry does.

[Boyiee]

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/...guarantee-fans

Buy your Revis jersey now.

Actually probably going to buy one now.

[archibaldcrane]

I love when they talk about QB hand size. My hands are basically exactly the same size as Wilson or Manziel's (roughly 9.75 inches from tip of thumb to tip of pinky) and while I have "big hands" for my height, I can barely palm a NBA basketball. NBA players make basketballs look like tennis balls.